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Gattaca + Idiocracy
(sh.itjust.works)
Followup question - can you give her a giant dick?
Sure, in 18 years.
Everyone always fantasizes about dick size .... but what about vagina size ... is there an optimum or 'perfect' size for that?
I'm a guy btw and also ..... I can't believe I just asked that question :(
Also a guy and never really thought about it. It's not like I ever had multiple options to choose between. Just have to take whatever comes with the few women that have been interested in fucking me.
Everyone knows that the "sex appeal" slider in character creation is for dick size in men and boob size in women.
There isn't so much an ideal size that everyone should aspire to, rather you should find someone that fits you. It's best when the sheath fits the sword.
My 'sheath' would appreciate that and so do I ..... unfortunately, she would also likely bludgeon me with a sword if she saw this conversation.
$100B for generically engineered babies.
Not one penny on education or health care.
And you know none of these kids are getting vaccinated.
No need for a vaccine if your engineered to be immune to the disease.
Good thing evolution isn't real
Maybe the vaccines come pre installed
our immune system is programmable
seems stupid to change that
This got me weirdly thinking about what would be the perfect size and whether they could genetically select for that, then I realized I was thinking way too much about a web comic and should just go see if there is a porn version of Gattaca.
should just go see if there is a porn version of Gattaca
Best I can do is the movie Gattaca hosted on a porn site.
Good enough for me, I'm easy.
I am almost sure the “perfect” size would be smaller than 90% of people assume
The man with the perfect dick size, but he ejaculates in ten seconds and immediately lapses into a coma.
Hey, I'm 2 out of 3!
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2024
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