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shell-mommy is a program that encourages users while using command line applications. (github.com)

submitted 3 days ago by moonpiedumplings@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 128 points 3 days ago

that's a good girl

Are you TRYING to crack people's eggs? 😂

[-] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 79 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

>:3c I wonder how installations of this tool correlate with purchases of long, cute socks 😹

And cat ears, and nyaaa~ing, and... uhhh whatever else 😅 🤷

[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 36 points 3 days ago

Rust dev confirmed

[-] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 9 points 2 days ago

Nooooo! Haskell ^.^ And a little Forth. Hopefully some assembly someday too.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago

^(i'm^ ^gonna^ ^do^ ^something^ ^evil)^

Sounds like you'd really like Nix.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

that's... oddly specific....

[-] GetOffMyLan@programming.dev 33 points 3 days ago

Lookup Unix socks

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago

That’s when a process binds to a port right?

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 days ago

[-] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 days ago

holy hell

[-] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 days ago

If they come in wool, sign me up. I've been pricing up a full set of wool socks and it's eye-watering. I think I'm going to be asking for wool socks for Christmas/birthdays for a couple years ... my mid-life transformation is complete.

[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

I don't want shell-mommy
I want shell-bigtiddygothgf

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago

They're the same picture

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

I need the goth gf to insult me. I don't want encouragement.

[-] GammaGames@beehaw.org 72 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It checks the exit status of your command and prints praise for success or encouragement for an error. Funny idea, customizable too 😂

SHELL_MOMMYS_LITTLE: Sets the affectionate term that mommy will use to refer to the user. The default value is "girl".

Now we need a mean one, like sudo insults

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

ramsey git full
"THAT'S NOT A VALID COMMAND YOU FUCKING DONKEY"

[-] GammaGames@beehaw.org 6 points 2 days ago

tfw you dc and your computer calls you an idiot sandwich

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 53 points 3 days ago

Now we nead a mean one like[...]

I suggest shell-linus, sourcing insults from https://github.com/corollari/linusrants

"There aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap."