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submitted 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) by trespasser69@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Well, lm not hating Lemmy mods and admins. Just little meme to reminf you that you should go outside to stay healty : )

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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I can confirm that touching graas multiple times a day does not fix the urge to shit post. It does make it more relaxing though.

[-] Intergalactic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago
[-] beneeney@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

I keep a bit of grass in a tray at my desk, specifically for this reason!

[-] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago
[-] parpol@programming.dev 1 points 28 minutes ago
[-] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

then fucking SHOVEL IT!!

[-] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 hours ago

From blog about derailleurs

[-] Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 4 hours ago
user@lemmy:~$ touch grass
user@lemmy:~$ ls
grass
user@lemmy:~$

OK. Now what?

[-] trespasser69@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Go to outside without terminal

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 hours ago

Does SSH counts?

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 12 points 3 hours ago

I played the game "Outside", while the graphics are nice, the UI is very unintuitive. I have no interest in the interactive elements that are supposed to immerse you in the games world like exploding fuel in an vehicle to go fast, purchasing items in the many mega shops, or drinking ~~poison~~ alcohol to forget about the previous game day.

The constant work grind to level up my wallet is also a huge drain on my energy meter, and leaves me with very little time to complete any side quests. And most other players have no interest in doing side quests with you since they have their own objectives to complete. Most players have no interest in completing the Main Objective of this game, most don't even want to think about what the main objective could be. So, in general, I'll stick to my games that actually bring me joy and peace.

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 10 points 3 hours ago

Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.

[-] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

You cannot fuck up with this folks. Just buy potted native plants and shove them in somewhere that matches light conditions and maybe wetness. They just grow without any other input.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I live in grassland. The lawn is just the wrong kind of grass.

Friendly reminder: bugs live in grass and some of them carry diseases and/or hold political opinions you strongly disagree with

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago
[-] trespasser69@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

The first Lemmy moderator joined the chat!

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago

I’m doing my part

[-] virku@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

There's only snow outside now where live in Norway. I cannot touch grass, but I can shovel my drive way. Does that count?

[-] trespasser69@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Touch snow instead

[-] Kichae@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago

Umm, it's November, and in Canada. Is it ok if I wait until April?

[-] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

But the climates changed. Don’t you still have grass!

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 hours ago

We're having all our grass ripped out and are having it replaced with autoscrolling phones.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

All grass users should touch Lemmy just to see what happens

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

Patrolling the Mohave almost makes you wish f̶o̶r̶ a̶ n̶u̶c̶l̶e̶a̶r̶ w̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ the wasteland could grow grass

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 5 points 3 hours ago

Do you have any idea how far I'd have to travel to touch grass?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 hours ago

What if I touch bush instead?

[-] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 6 points 3 hours ago

Don’t talk about your mother like that

[-] trespasser69@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

You can also touch tree

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

Just came back from the park, very good advice

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Allergic.

-"Atchoom!"

[-] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Last time I was outside didn’t end well..

E: words

[-] dennis@midwest.social 2 points 4 hours ago

cough imagine being admin and thinking this is being edgy https://midwest.social/post/19339660/13589968

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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