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this one is for the Europeans who laughed when i made fun of the Yankees.

Before the fun police comes and confiscates my post, this is obviously a joke and should not be taken seriously(unless you are Portuguese)

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[-] Tiptopit@feddit.org 69 points 3 weeks ago

As a German it is seven times easier to piss of a Brazilian

[-] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 weeks ago

yes. just say 7:1

[-] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

As a brazillian german (bron in brazil, german mother), its easier to piss off germans lolol.

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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

it's easier to piss of a Brazilian, but it's easier to piss off a German

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[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

As a german I find this offensive, but damn funny as heck :D

Also I really dig that you divided France into France and Vichy France.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Has he managed to piss you off?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 31 points 3 weeks ago

"Way too easy to piss off a German"

7x1

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

Another Brazilian here.

The Iceberg is famous for using geothermal power. It's hard to understand how. Except for that, no change.

[-] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

they got some very hot ice over there don't they?

[-] Glifted@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

I laughed when I read "Brazilian colony"

[-] gregor@gregtech.eu 19 points 3 weeks ago
[-] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Worry not Slovenian friend, i have not forgotten about your amazing country and have made a special map just for you!

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[-] gregor@gregtech.eu 10 points 3 weeks ago

Great map 👍

[-] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 5 points 3 weeks ago

We are honoured.

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

spoiler didn't work for me. I'm on Voyager (mobile) if it matters. Here's how a spoiler works for me:

AAAAA A TITLE HERE PANIC

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[-] mrfriki@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

TIL I know that I live in the middle of a desert, guess and will go now and find my spirit animal then.

[-] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I hope you find great success in your self-discovery journey

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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

I have a feeling these might be connected

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 33 points 3 weeks ago

No, there's a big ass ocean in between.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

If you circumvent around the north, it's just a small ass ocean :D

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[-] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

They are by the same person

[-] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

i don't know what you're talking about

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fun fact: the part marked as "why is this not part of Romania" has entire songs written about why it should be part of Romania

Also, according to the national anthem, all Romanians are related by blood to Romans

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[-] SpiceDealer@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

"Unify Ireland"

I was born on a Dublin street…

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[-] Phineaz@feddit.org 10 points 3 weeks ago

What do you mean "too easy to piss off a German", do you want trouble? I'll give you some you lousy ... samba dancer.

[-] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
  • Uruguay = Cisplatina (this was the province name before it became independent from the Brazilian Empire)
  • Argentina = Infinite Crisis
  • Paraguay = Muamba (slang for stuff you buy and avoid paying import taxes)
  • Peru, Bolivia, Ecuador = Natives with top hats
  • Colombia = CIA drug farm
  • Venezuela = Immigrant spawn point
  • Guianas, Suriname = What? (nobody remembers they exist)
  • Central America in general = Hey, it's just like back home!

Lastly, of course, the great land of HUEHUEHUEBRBR

[-] Lennny@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

How can people forget about Suriname? Don't they often hyphenate?

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 3 weeks ago

Is Poland pissed in the American or British sense of the word?

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 14 points 3 weeks ago

Depends on the time of day. They wake up American pissed, but after 11am: Both.

[-] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

11am? You give me too much credit. Holding out that far into the day is a real tough ask.

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[-] Nikko882@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I am disappointed that we have to be in a bubble with Sweden... Other than that: good map

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[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 8 points 3 weeks ago

Can't wait for you to do Asia

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[-] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Divorced but still friends

You probably didn't checked recent politics of our countries. Still could be worse (looks south).

[-] Maultasche@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Doctor Who

As Sylvester McCoy said: "The Doctor's not from Gallifrey but from Galloway"

[-] Lommy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Sinking 😂

[-] zloubida@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Please never show that to a Breton 😅.

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[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

This is amazing :)

Also, Brazilian :0 a good friend I know is from there as well :)

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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Islands at the end of something looking like boot : exists

Brazillians : 👀 o fute bal detectãoinho!

[-] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

if there was more Brazilians in Italy i guarantee to you that very ball shaped island would no longer be nowhere near that very boot shaped piece of land

[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

as a german I can assure

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Calling the south of France useless…

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