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Rubber

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_(2010_film)

Leprechaun in the hood

Did anyone mention "Troll 2", famously bad, notable because in spite of the title it has no trolls in it?

2.9 on IMDB!

Zombeavers

Killer Clowns From Outer Space: https://imdb.com/title/tt0095444/

Dead Alive, one of Peter Jackson's (yes, THAT Peter Jackson) first films.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103873/

More blood than any other movie I've ever seen, and absolutely hilarious...intentionally. A must-see.

Thankskilling. A turkey goes on a murdering spree. Nuff said. "goggle gobble motherfucker"

You can find it for free everywhere.

Chopping Mall is terrible fun.

I’d say marathoning Friday The 13th movies is worth a go. For what it’s worth, the fourth and sixth movie are legitimately good, but the rest teeter somewhere between entertaining b-movie and pure trash.

Anything by Troma, trust me

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Troma_films

Rubber

Willy's Wonderland VelociPastor Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (though this one is actually good)

Dude Bro Party Massacre III and Velocipastor should satiate hunger for B movies.

FYI, there's no Dude Bro Party Massacre 1 or 2; just 3.

Each and every Final Destination movie.

Everyone dies stupidly and horribly, just sit back and wait.

Orgy of the Dead starts off like it's going to be your standard weird bad Ed Wood horror movie. We get to meet Criswell, who you might recognize as inspiration for a character in Fright Night among others. There's also an Elvira type character before Elvira did it better. But then suddenly it's just a topless woman go-go dancing in a fake graveyard. The whole thing suddenly feels like an softcore porn parody of a Gilligan's Island episode. The scene ends, and you might think "Gee, maybe they'll move on to a different location or move the plot along somehow?" Nope, you get a short narration scene and then the next woman comes out with a slightly different costume and dance, still topless though. That scene ends and you think "Well they can't possibly do that again, so maybe now the 'plot' will move along." Nope! More narration, and another topless dancing woman. By the third girl I was bored. But it was funny again with the fourth. With the fifth woman, I gritted my teeth and thought, "When will this end?" But, by the seventh dancing topless woman it was hilarious. Each one of these dancing girls was almost identical, just slightly different slutty costumes and music. At some point they introduce a Zombie and a Wolf man character to leer at the women along with jerk boyfriend and scared girl tied to a post. After it was clear that the ninth topless dancing girl was the last, I felt immense relief and raised a glass to that mad genius Criswell. Those 92 minutes felt like days. This is not a movie to watch sober and alone during the day.

Birdemic

Birdemic 2

Birdemic 3

Oh and Ice Cream Man, starring Clint Howard.

The Stuff

Saturday the 14th

Terrorvision

Sssssss (note: not Ssssss, fuck that cheap knockoff)

Lawnmower Man (read the book first, then watch the movie, then go WTF did I just watch)

Nothing but Trouble (although this is more of a comedy. It is very clearly poking fun at Centralia and Pennsylvania)

Look Who's Talking Now

Re-Animator.

Freddy vs Jason was billed as a horror film but it's really funny, imo. I don't like horror. They leaned into the cheesey bits.

Boar (2017). It’s so bad, it’s good.

I actually watched this one several years after it was released, but I think it ticks all the check marks you want.

The Gate (1987)

Bleeders, from the mid 90s. Coastal Maine chuds.

Brain Dead (might be Dead Alive or something in your locale).

I kick arse for the lord!

Thankskilling

The Blob and Idle Hands come to mind right away

Lifeforce (1985)

Black Sheep (2006)

The podcast How Did This Get Made just did an episode on the movie Bats. It sounded so good from the first five to ten minutes of the pod that I stopped listening so it wouldn't get spoiled.

Death Tunnel was so bad it was good.