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[-] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 days ago

This sign is giving me ideas

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

If you're already buying a plant, add the leaf / trimming into the soil of the plant you're buying. It helps obfuscate it from staff.

So I have been told....

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago

Shouldn't have given it a fun portmanteau name, then.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 2 days ago

Truly it should be potlifting though.

[-] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

We really do live in a dystopia.

So many examples every day.

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[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 28 points 3 days ago

Oh yeah? Well now I'm just going to proplift even harder!

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

So you're saying I should just take the whole plant.

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[-] madjo@feddit.nl 17 points 2 days ago

Theft of garbage. Sure, store owner, whatever.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

… picking up

No, Carl. I clearly up loaded that shit into my biodiversity.

[-] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 19 points 3 days ago

Things should not be alive if humans can't confine or use them for our capitalist purposes!

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

You can't, like, OWN Mother Nature man....

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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago

Life inherently steals. We steal each others carbon when we die.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

Hand over your carbon, and no one gets hurt!

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