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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 59 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah, Croatia, get landlocked.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 months ago

Europe colonized by Europe

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I didn't move from Poland to Denmark for Poland to follow me here.

(In honesty, I'm kidding, I miss my country very much)

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[–] Therealgoodjanet@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think you just upset everyone in Europe 😂

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Iceland is probably fine with it.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And maybe Ireland? Or it'll kick off The Troubles again

[–] Squizzy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Nah we'll take this with both hands, just speeding up the timeline. I have always want to see Germany too and now its closer.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

double whammy for turkey, half of istanbul is gone, and the rest of us aren't even included in europe.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The germans will not be pleased

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've looked and looked, but I don't see who you're talking about.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Check SW England.

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[–] Atlusb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think the Welsh will be happy either

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[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You guys need to click the link and read the names of the countries in detail.

I don't even know exactly why the placement is so funny. Germany. Poland. It's a good joke even without the details, but with the details it is truly wonderful.

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you click the story title, you'll see a higher-res version of the same map as you see in the image. At least, that's how it is for me.

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[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Portugal hasn't changed much.

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.org 15 points 2 months ago

Just rotated by 90 degrees.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If Europeans drew European borders

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

damn, sweden got screwed in this one

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You gotta make space for Liechtenstein somehow.

(lol @ Vatican city and Poland)

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Liechtenstein clearly getting the best deal here lmao.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The Vatican got Corsica. Tough luck.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago

Lookin good Ireland.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Why is Poland 2 squares wide. Unfair

[–] SpaceScotsman@startrek.website 11 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure this is how you get a 'the troubles'

[–] SmoothOperator@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Jesus Christ, what did you do to Iceland???

[–] M137@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Swede here, excuse me!? Give it back!

Guess I live in Lichtenstein now.

All hail the king/prince or whatever

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Oh my God what are you doing step Lichtenstein, I hadn't notice how big you'd gotten.

Also, Serbia's in trouble

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

It worked for the USA map, this one not so much

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago
[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This isn't organized at all

[–] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Lol, I see Crete is not part of Greece or even Europe anymore

They drifted so far south that's its now part of Egypt(?)

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I am now Belgian... As a Norwegian we ended up with the northern wastelans. But at least Sweden really got fucked. Now if Denmark got just as fucked I could get behind this

[–] errer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Ah I think this is a “metric” map of Europe. I thought Europeans were all about the metric system?!

[–] GlassHalfHopeful@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Actual physical pain. 🫨😵‍💫

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I suggest relocating the Greeks to Iceland and the Icelanders to Greece.

[–] whome@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

Will I have to move according to my nationality or change my nationality?

I love how Ireland is Ireland.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

Why is Romania almost twice the size of all the other countries?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

Good ol' Polish Newcastle.

[–] lurklurk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Forgot Cyprus and part of Greece

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