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A Boring Dystopia

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cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513

I really hope this won't become some sort of tradition now

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[–] Naich 181 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Everyone is lining up to kiss his puckered arsehole.

[–] trouble@lemm.ee 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I doubt it’s puckered at that age unfortunately

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Like goatse, his turds fall freely

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[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

puckered

Considering the amount of Russian dick that man takes, I'd think by now his anal sphincter is pretty well destroyed.

All these CEOs are tripping over themselves to lap up a cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin's cum

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've seen a lot of wild shit on the internet, but cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin's cum is right up there with the wildest

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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

My wife and I have been paying attention to which companies are making significant donations to conservatives, and have been avoiding doing business with them, but now it's getting tough as everyone is expected to kiss the ring. It's about to the point where it might be easier to make a list of companies that haven't.

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[–] Matthew_Gasoline@lemmy.world 114 points 2 months ago (3 children)

He'll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can't keep up anymore.

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 months ago (7 children)

We need that for all the politicians. Only a tiny handful would have blank jackets.

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[–] ownsauce@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

F1 style liveries across the White House, National Mall, and Congress

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[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 84 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It was a lot of people's jobs for months now creating some special bottle and box for this PR moment... none of this should exist. It reminds me of stories about the Middle Ages, where people would come before the king and shower them with gifts to make sure they are appeased.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

A graphic designer could whip that up after lunch.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

It's not even a good box. Kings are rolling in their graves, truly the worst timeline on many fronts.

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[–] harrybo93@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Never seen him looking so fucking old and wrinkled

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago (4 children)

To be fair, he is older than ever before.

Actually I think some of it is the weight he's lost recently.

But I am looking forward to him being dead, yes.

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago

To be fair, he is older than ever before.

Fuck, me too

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yea I noticed that he looked thinner. I’m hoping that’s due to failing health.

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He will be the oldest president ever to take office. Older than even Reagan or Biden

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[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh look an ad

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Lol morons paying this dude a million and Coke comes in with a 5 dollar commemorative.

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[–] AnyProgressIsGood@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They all know to play this dumb bastards ego

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Apparently someone loves to lick boots and give some a handie under the table.

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago

If you get the rights to lower the ground water level even more during a drought, selling the water to the thirsty population in plastic bottles?

Ka-Tsching Baby....

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[–] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Coke is shit now, fascism soda. Relationship ended with Coke, Pepsi is new best soda.

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

The old gang's getting back together!

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm gonna piss on his grave.

I'll do rhyming later.

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[–] jafo@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm a "no, Pepsi isn't ok" guy, but I'm never drinking Coke again. Because from now on it tastes like kissing Trump's ass.

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 27 points 2 months ago

It's pathetic watching these bootlickers

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Weirdest part to me is that I really can't believe that he's drinking Diet Coke and not regular Coke. I know there's concerns about diet sodas, but that shows a concern about his health and what he puts in his body that I never imagined Trump was capable of.

[–] lapping6596@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Naw, I think it's because he specifically enjoys diet coke more. If I want a soda, it's diet coke or nothing. I'm in good health, but diet coke tastes great while regular coke almost makes me feel ill from the thick syrup.

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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Diet Coke tastes like shit

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

President Donald John Coca-Cola Trump.

He's gonna 🎶fiiiiiix🎶 the economy in only one week!

I really hate that movie turned out to be prophecy more than I expected it to.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I would take Camacho over Trump in a heartbeat!

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[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Truth be told, I'd 100% prefer headlines like this over other nonsense that goes on.

[–] kryptonidas 30 points 2 months ago (5 children)

The headline is still: “Company sucks up to Trump because line must go up” no different than most.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (5 children)

They're doing it in a harmless way and getting cheap publicity from playing him. Honestly this doesn't bug me nearly as much as the donations.

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago (4 children)

A propaganda boy, and in more than one sense.

The next four years are going to be very interesting to watch. If the first try was disastrous, the second is poised to be even worst.

America, you were once a country that could muster respect.

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He has the most insincere smile ever. It would be hard to make a real person appear more cartoonishly evil.

[–] quafeinum@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 12 points 2 months ago

Marketing rule #1, know your market. Note that you don't need to actually need to have taken marketing classes to know this. So congratulations on doing what anyone with more than two brain cells could figure out, ya rich CEO jackass.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They look like they want to hold hands

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