Microblog Memes

I don't like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I'd prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole "Make love not war" philosophy.

So... a room full of fascists against two individuals.

To me, this implies they will either be drugged, to be impaired, or chained. Otherwise, the numbers win.

I'm not a butcher. Criminals are to be dealt as such. Death is too short of sentence to be a punishment.

Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.

Dont forget to leave your phone at home.

Beating nazis while cosplaying as Gordon Freeman? Where do I sign?

There seem to be two very different approaches to being anti-nazi - the problem solvers who want to put them down like the vermin they are and move on, and the sociopaths who fantasize about violently acting out all their personal issues, with nazis being socially acceptable targets,

I'd bring my small box cutter, but I think a crowbar would be more effective. That, and I wouldn't wanna waste a perfectly good box cutter on street trash.

Does the soundproofness allow you to do stealth kills? Cuz otherwise, crowbar or not, you're probably gonna get overtaken by a room full of opponents, unless this is also happening in some sort of kung fu movie.

I would take advantage of every second >:3

Just picture the scene in Zombieland where they destroy the store for fun. But all the shelves are neonazi fuckheads. 😃

Depending on how many people are there I’m not a fan of 2 on X

Can I bring my own spade, instead?

I hope you have a good stamina...

With freebird playing in the background

I believe many people carry with them a deeply buried desire to hurt people, but their morals keep them from doing it to just anyone. But they yearn for a chance to do it without moral repercussions.

alternatively instead of crowbars what if
+fistfull of dollar
+fistfull of dollar
+ultraricoshot
+parry
+disrespect

S'doodis

The incompatibilitist consequentialist in me says no but the cathartic revenge hedonist in me says yes.