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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 78 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Sounds pretty on brand for Duchovny at that time lol

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He did Playgirl after all πŸ˜‚

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was that before or after the Red Shoe Diaries?

I literally only know this bc of Modern Family lol

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Wait, is playgirl real? I thought it was a joke.

Well, the joke is that it was mostly gay men buying it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

You thought the story was a joke? Or you don’t think the magazine existed?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And you know whats worst?! In our day in time I would still fuck mulder

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ma'am, the queue to ride is over here.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

is there fast pass for this ride?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Somehow I know of doubt much has changed lol

[–] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 74 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Then definitely don't watch Californication.

[–] polysics@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

It's basically a documentary about himself

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Or Red Shoe Diaries, people kinda forgot that his big role before X-files was just softcore porn.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago

Entire show about how Hollywood amplifies the worst qualities in everyone.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

All this lounging smh

[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, have you seen Californication?? He’s the whorest of whores.

[–] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Wasn’t the show partly a bio pic for him?

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He definitely fucked the posters mom. She’s bitter he didn’t call back

I think he fucked everyone in that class. Whoreishly

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn’t he go into rehab for sex addiction at one point?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago

David, you ho.

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

One person's negative is another person's positive I guess.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

He didn't lounge, he sauntered vaguely

[–] SwordInStone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

teacher assistant

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 7 points 1 month ago