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[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 57 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Bit sus.

Imagine if someone started selling cancer free tomato's

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 40 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] superkret@feddit.org 26 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun fact: In the EU, you can't do this.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The EU has a lot of thier shit together to protect consumers

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of an adult video I saw a while ago that completely changed how I view pornography.

It was a perfectly normal video of a perfectly normal woman doing a perfectly normal thing. The title of the video was descriptive of the action, and then in parentheses it said, "(NO FARTS)".

And I'm like... I wasn't even aware I had a preference either way, but now I definitely do.

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 4 points 4 weeks ago

This whole comment and my sides into orbit; Thank you for the 1am ugly-laugh cackling and guffawing

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 47 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Something tells me this person fucks cats

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 27 points 4 weeks ago
[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I somehow read your username as Peg Jesus.

[–] kabi@lemm.ee 18 points 4 weeks ago

relevant post two down in my feed:

[–] Xenobiotic@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 weeks ago

Do unto Jesus....no, wait 🤔

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 4 points 4 weeks ago

I thought the Romans had us covered there, they nailed him repeatedly!!

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 24 points 4 weeks ago

My post is raising a lot of questions already answered by my post.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

What a proactive defense to prevent misinterpretations of their words!

Scans for anything they forgot to say they didn't do

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

ive never heard of any human fucking a cat in my life, i dont imagine its all that possible but im not going to research it either. as a general rule, don't try to rape a predator species.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 29 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

It’s a joke about some YouTuber (Shane Dawson?) who told a story where they jacked off and accidentally touched their cat. People immediately turned it into, “He fucked the cat?” and chaos ensued. He started posting rants how he didn’t fuck his cat and that didn’t help in the slightest.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i figured it was a joke about shera and her big cat. in the 1980's kids would joke about He-man being more interested in his cat too.

[–] SorryforSmelling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

it kinda is. but its a reference to the modern reboot of she-ra where: (huge spoilers for the show, dont click if you plan on watching)

Tap for spoileradora/she-ra literally dates catra who is an antromorph cat

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

actually the reboot is well done compared to the original.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I used to watch his videos back in the day and I don't remember the cat fucking. I remember lots of other fucked up jokes that I probably shouldn't have been laughing at.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

puts on ban proof armor

To be fair, don't we all like fucking a hairy pussy?

I know, I know, bald pussies exist, but it just feels wrong when you rub your dick on them.

However I draw the line at eating pussy. It just isn't healthy, and you don't know what you might catch from it. I mean, have you seen the mess they leave behind?

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com -2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

It's tough when she's really turned on and there's just so much juices pouring out that they're getting in your mouth and down your throat and you're just trying not to gag 🤢

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, if your pussy is purring juices, you may have over stimulated it.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Not advocating for understimulated vaginas to keep 'em fresh. 💀

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Bro what's the big deal? Just get a straw.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

She must be an empath.

[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 6 points 4 weeks ago

Khajit does not have wares…. and does not consent.

[–] tigolbitties@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hopefully she doesn't pull a ukelele out

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Can you elaborate on this one, apparently ukelele girl music has bad vibes for my students but they're not willing to fill me in.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Grail@aussie.zone -3 points 4 weeks ago

Least sexually abusive She-Ra fan