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[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 77 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This is the time to step back and ask ourselves if women's sex toys have gone too far.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Usually clitoral stimulation is more useful than craming something up untip it tickles your eyeball :p

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah we need to go deeper into dark depraved depths of our dirty deviant desires.

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Myeh idk. I'm probably the least qualified person to butt in.

Vanilla sexuality makes me really incomfortable, especially penetrative sex. I prefer things like rigging people, impact play, and RP :p

Otoh, speaking with a lot of other people with vaginas around me, length is usually one of the least important features for penetrative sex. Texture, girth, vibration, clitoral stim, etc almost always rank hier.

But there are indeed some communities like size queens and kings who really enjoy absurdly long - and sometimes large - toys.

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[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

No need to be jealous now. There's nothing about this toy that forbids men and enbies from trying it too. ;)

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There are very few toys that are exclusive to one body type.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Depending on how creative you are, there are probably no toys that are exclusive to one body type

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I wanted to avoid using absolutes but I don't have any counterexamples.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like a skill issue.

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago

No, robot, the xenomorph is not the "perfect organism." That's a bad robot. Now let me inject more milk into your tubes here. I think I'll call you "Ash".

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Day 2: It seems to have shifted overnight. We are adding a continuous power source to prevent failure during unsupervised hours.

Day 11: More items have gone missing from the lab.

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[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 38 points 3 weeks ago

The real art lies in designing it in such a way the the destruction it will inevitably bring wrecks the building in such a way that someone entering it will find the sticks in the order that will reveal more and more ominous details.

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Nice gif, but how is Iceland's Prime Minister relevant here?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Frostadottir is a badass last name... Am I wrong to surmise that it means, "frost daughter"?

[–] azi@mander.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yes and no. It means Frosti's daughter because her father's name is Frosti (Frosti is conjugated to Frosta to mean Frosti's). All Icelandic "last names" work like that: made from the father's name and 'dottir' or 'son'. The name Frosti comes from a dwarf in the Eddur and yes is derived from the Icelandic/Old Norse word frost.

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[–] Saeveo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's a patronymic, so she has it because her father's name is "Frosti". But that name presumably comes from "frost".

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago

So that’s where the away team went!

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Must have missed the terminator movie with these dad bods

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Body shaming an android? REALLY? 😂

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It looks like Adam from Evangelion. We need to put a restraining exoskeleton on it right now.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago

Lilith actually

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Wanted to know if they made any real advances in muscle actuators so I looked this up. They're pneumatic, and the model in the photo barely moves and doesn't stand on its own. An article said they will switch to hydraulics in the future. Neither pneumatics or hydraulics is efficient enough to be useful in a standalone human sized machine, so this looks like more of an art piece aimed at fleecing some idiot venture capitalists.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To be fair. They are really dumb and easy to fleece. Remember Elons "robots" that were just people in suits.

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[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Looks like a Westworld prototype, designed by a Daft Punk fan.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

what if it could do all that and grow fermented delicacies in its robot extra parts

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Get back to me when it does something I can't.

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

i got a "mini waffle maker", makes some weird ass sandwiches

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

Let me guess where the waffle maker is located:

ass

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Weird-ass sandwiches or Weird ass-sandwiches?

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

And if you hear all the reports, you even get a like achievement sticker for completion.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yep, but it requires a 500W electric-hydraulic pump to run the muscles. Human brain is ~20W Human heart is ~1.5W. Human body total is ~100W at rest, ~350W doing physical work.

This android has some serious efficiency issues to overcome, or it'll need to be constantly recharged.

[–] Tagger@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope we don't become the batteries ...

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It can make a small rabbit run for days!

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Just turn off the nVidia card while you run the robot.

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

man, the audio logs in Watch Dogs were a genius idea; it gives much more insight to the characters you see in the game in a natural way.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I appreciate the vibe, but this thing would be hilariously incompetent. It'd be like if all the sperm in a cum sock each individually gained sentience and tried to control the sock like a mech. That is to say - it would not be very effective.

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

The Miclones of the Protoculture will bringe the eventual downfall of the Zentradi Empire!

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder if they intended to make Westworld bots initially or it was accidental?

[–] rivan@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I thought stuff like this was cool when I was a kid, and I suppose it is when the technical achievement is only considered. But I'm now I'm left wondering why we would ever want anything like this? It's meant to replace a person.

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