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They tried to narrowly define that can be called milk. Thankfully it did not pass.

As a funny aside, this was my autocomplete suggestions when looking up this bill:

I would imagine there is a funny story behind this.

the Dairy industry lobby is powerful.

Since plant based milks are just basically water with the plant stuff in it, can't we make coffee milk and put that in our coffee as a milk alternative?

A ton of adults legitimately don't know that most people develop some degree of lactose intolerance as they age. They think lactose intolerance is like a rare disorder rather than the norm for mammals. It feels like the kind of thing they should have taught us in health class.

"Around your mid 20s you should pay attention to if milk makes you fart a lot."

Same with my younger brother. He once told me that he has diarrhea least one time a day. He tought that this is a completely normal thing and is not willing to change anything. He would rather shit his pants than give up milk.

"And can I get that with some of the sweet bean juice, please?"

(Chocolate)

I like oat milk because it's like goat milk but with less G.

They recently switched to oat milk in our office and it’s just nasty to me. I tried to like it but no I just can’t do it.

I'm in

The rice in general might be too exotic for them

in one episode of the culture war the right wing focused on soy as leftist and woke and disgusting because it contains phytoestrogens, which are very unhelpfully named and don't actually function like human estrogen but they love to pretend they do. there's also vague bigotry because wow soy is sooo different and different is bad. there's also the fetishization of history and white men's culture of drinking cow milk, and if you are lactose intolerant they probably also expect you to just deal with the pain and the shits because a real man must always experience pain or whatever.