new toilet paper just dropped
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God Trump is such a narcissist. I'm sure he wanted every dollar bill but $100 is the highest denomination.
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This some alternate timeline bs, but also a great metaphor for what's going on in the US.
That’s scary.
It's getting harder and harder to distinguish NTO headlines from the rest. That's how stupid this motherfucker is. Every Trump headline could be posted here unironically.
Surely this will be the policy to finally bring egg prices down
As a Brit, for whom the colloquial for pennies is "pence" like "ten pence" is 10p, I feel he's missing a trick not putting his fat leather apron of a face on the nickel or dime. Because then you could have "Trump pence". You could call it a Trumpence
That is pretty clever. Except it would already be dated since Trump attempted to get Pence lynched by an angry mob a few years back
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I thought there already was a law stating living persons cannot be placed on currency. Am I not correct?
a what? that word....llllaaaaawwwww can't say I'm familiar with it,
must be some kind of old term that applied to presidents before the current godking....
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Why not have two genocidal maniacs on our currency at this point.
Spoiler
Andrew Jackson moment
"proposal"
Guys like always with GOP proposals, theyre just not realistic in any way.
I could list a hundred reasons from drug cartel soft power to petrodollar to NK USD forging (they're the fucking best at it, better than US mints)
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All about the trumps just doesn't slap like Benjamins. All about the trumps sounds like a nightmare of a reality show
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Just fucking pathetic.
Most of these bills aren't really intended to pass... I hope