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[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 92 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 103 points 2 weeks ago

Biblically accurate transmission

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"How many hydraulic levers you need?"

"All of them"

"How many hydraulic-driven pieces of equipment does your rig have?"

"Mind your own business"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

you aren't supposed to show people what the control panel to the mcflurry machine looks like

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago (25 children)

As a classically trained driver I’ve found automatics make people drive worse because they have to think less. And they already barely think.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Manual occupies their phone hand. How is someone supposed to heart content so the algorithm gives them more of it!

Using the PRiNDle opens one up for so many activities.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

What the fuck is a "classically trained driver"?

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He was taught by the same institute that taught Beethoven to drift.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Didn't go to one of those lousy postmodern driving schools I think

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I've actually observed the opposite. Automatics leave more brain cells to focus on traffic.

"Self driving" cars on the other hand...

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

US: predominantly automatic transmission, low speed limits

Germany: predominantly manual transmission, higher speed limits and no limits on around half of autobahns (motorways)

US road deaths per capita twice of Germany.

Draw your own conclusions.

[–] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 30 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Probably more related to the god-awful infrastructure design in the US, like stroads and an unfathomable tendency to use stop signs for a lot of things they are just not fit for, like to replace speed bumps, chicanes, and roundabouts.

Also the better comparable statistic should be deaths per distance traveled in cars.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Here is the list 6.9 vs 4.2 deaths per 1 billion km. 12.8 vs. 3.35 per 100'000 inhabitants.

But you need both for a fuller puncture, not everyone involved/dieing is in a vehicle.

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[–] Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago

I would, but I ran out of crayons

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if we're too American to draw an appropriate conclusion from that?

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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

It’s been difficult to find manual transmisssions for a couple of decades here in the US. That ship has sailed.

While most of my life I vowed my kids would learn manual, I gave up on that idea because

  • manual transmission cars are rare and disappearing
  • automatics now are more fuel efficient
  • CVT are reliable and even more efficient
  • EVs don’t shift

My kids started driving in a world of automatics and will soon be in a world with no transmissions

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

cvts are reliable

Now THAT'S a statement made by the utterly deranged

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[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

EVs don't shift

I know there's no reason for them to, but a small part of me wishes there was. Something so satisfying about being good at managing gears

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[–] Mr_Mofu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

• Wanted to Start on a Steep Hill? We had a Tool for that: it was Called "Flooring the Gas while letting go off the Clutch"

IT AIN'T NO GOOD MORNIN' WITHOUT THE SMELL OF NICELY BURNED CLUTCH

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You guys do realize this is supposed to be a parody of boomer bullshit arguments right?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They don't, and that's the way I like 'em!

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but I love my manual tbh

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[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 30 points 2 weeks ago

My Volkswagen flashes a message when I put the key in the ignition; "Depress clutch to start"

So I tell it that the majority of Yanks don't know how to use it and it starts every time.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Daddy needs his coffee.

Seriously, the automatic is so much better for using a truck as a tool. I still drive a stick right now and I'm lucky I miss rush hour most days because we start and end early, one job site.

I'd never choose a manual for dealing with taking tools and materials around the Metro while the assholes I'm trying to service cut me off in stop and go traffic.

And IMO we need to start racing EVs, leave combustion for the 20th century old timer events

oshit I have been bamboozled by a shitpost

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh good I got here before the lemmy fuck cars brigade showed up

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

LET'S FUCKING TAKE THE BUS

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hi, !fuckcars mod here. I absolutely love my manual transmissions and unironically fully endorse this meme.

I think you might be surprised at just how much crossover there is between car enthusiasts and people who hate car dependency. Cars ought to be like horses: they should be available for enthusiasts to play with, but it should be wholly unnecessary and considered kinda ridiculous to use them as routine transportation, especially in cities.

Frankly, I would prefer it if all transmissions were manual, as it would help encourage people who see driving as a chore to use other transportation modes instead.

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[–] 4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 weeks ago (22 children)

Big oil forced that shit onto you instead of going the far superior EV route from the beginning. Now EVs are finally taking over and I'm happy my kids never have to get fuel grease on their hands and suffer those nasty fumes at gas stations. Shifters were needed for an inferior technology to work. I liked it as an experience when I learned to drive. But cars are mostly transport due to failure of better public transport infrastructure. I don't care whether they're fun. I drive for fun on the Xbox or maybe in a GoKart every few years.

Oh that felt good to rant.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

EVs weren’t viable for long distance travel before though. Like batteries didn’t have the energy density they have today. The advancements in battery tech relied heavily on the advancements in computing tech. Like for battery research, manufacturing, battery management. And research in computer technology has never stopped.

Even if they never stopped making electric cars, they would have stayed short distance vehicles for a long time since battery tech didn’t advance fast enough. We might have gotten long distance EVs a decade sooner but definitely not decades. And fast charging is also only possible because of miniaturization of computer chips, nobody would’ve bought an EV that can travel less than 100km and take a full day to charge for their primary mode of transportation .

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[–] Polderviking@feddit.nl 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (14 children)

You'll never catch me doing something that can be automated away, this includes shifting gears in a car.

But a car is just a tool to me, like a cordless drill, so i'm sure I don't get it.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a programmer, I am more than happy automating a task for which I will never recoup my automation time investment.

It’s the principle of the thing.

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[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Manuals are infinitely more fun to drive and I like to manipulate the performance characteristics of the car myself but they're probably going extinct to EV which is fine.

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[–] Aconite@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Manual is hell for people with back or knee issues.

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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There must be a trans joke in here somewhere.

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[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The perfect transmission UI was the Teletouch on the Ford Edsel. And if anyone tries to argue I'll say "nuh uh," run away, and cry.

Image alt text: The steering where of a Ford Edsel showing the big chrome Teletouch buttons in the center

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[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You're like a solid 20 years behind here bud, they don't even offer manual transmissions on high end luxury cars. People don't buy them. I get it, I miss having manual cars, and it's not as hard as people always complained, I could teach a dog to drive manual over the phone, it's really not hard.

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[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Electric cars have no transmission. If you buy electric, there are no stick shifts because electric cars only have one gear (with very few exceptions, and even then you'd just have 2 gears.)

Idk how this plays into the joke, but it's a neat fact.

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[–] mlg@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Lol that handbrake start is utterly useless if you live anywhere that's actually hilly all over.

You've got to learn the proper clutchwork from the very start or you'll be taking years on every hill.

Unless you're starting from a cold start on a hill without ABS, I guess it could a safety precaution.

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