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Trump unable to keep tariffs up, blames alcohol (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago

Trump: “Sorry, babe, this never happens.”

Stormy Daniels: “It happens a lot.”

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

perfect headline

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

The whole article is full of delicious innuendo.

[–] ryan_e3p@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

Hegseth seen nodding in agreement

[–] don@lemm.ee 9 points 4 weeks ago

At press time, President Trump was searching for a way to revive his flaccid tariffs, and was considering borrowing some of Elon Musk’s ketamine.

LOL ICWUDT GG

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

first up and soft, then back down sooner than expected