I didn't think masturbation needed the advocacy, but here we are.
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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I have been going to hell every day since I turned off the adult filter settings on google chrome.
Honestly if heaven is filled with people who pedal shit like that, I'll gladly spend an eternity in fire than suffer a moment with them
I have long said that should heaven/hell be actually real heaven is just full of pearl clutchers and prudes who view "fun" as evil and the real party is in hell and all that "eternal damnation" crap is just from their viewpoint and Satan is actually a pretty chill dude lol
Me jacking off to establish a trade route with hell.
I'm summoning Satan this very instant so I can make a deal to end class inequalities.
Thank you for your noble sacrifice.
Rip and tear
Sounds painful. Maybe take it easy for a few days, mate.
"Idle hands are the devil's plaything."
See, if I don't masturbate and let my hands be idle, that's when Satan will get me. I'm jerking off to save my soul!
your bed will explode
Ugh. It won't let me copy that hell yeah
卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄
I love you!
So, how often do you have to drive manually for the portal? You know, just so I can be prepared and have some sulphur and goat blood in the fridge
My office chair is also in hell.
I wish
They look like a nice couple
I literally finished masturbating and opened Lemmy, and this was the first post I saw. Now how do I get to hell?