Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
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In the dark.
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
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Very quickly but likely quite painful
i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it
Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
I won't. You can't kill rock and roll!
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me
Death by human error... sounds about right.
Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
Oxidation.
Adorably.
Suicide.
Stayed up multiple nights in a row and accidently ran into traffic having some kind of psychotic break.
Either a fight with a massive reptile or lethal attraction to a strong light source, not sure
A human centipede but made of weasels
Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.
Hatchet + cannibalism seems likely
An epic duel. Maybe somebody loses a hand, idk
My nemesis showed up.
Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location
oh oh... I'm in danger.
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.
I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.
If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.
If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.
I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.
Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".