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[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 76 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My wife said "you could put 2 in one hole if you weren't a coward".

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
  • Abraham Lincoln
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.

[–] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.

But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 month ago

and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes.

This hole. It's... made for me.

[–] TediousTasks@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] deadkennedy@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

NOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

This is the way

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Great, now they need another sausage.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago
[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Right there at the knee

But you have to believe it’s there

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.

The sausage in her anus said "Holy shit! It's tight in here."

The one in her vagina looked surprised and said "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"

[–] eqslcv@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Damn girl, eat one at least idk

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Skill issue.

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago

Two girls can easily share and be air tight?

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago
[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Everyone gets horny enough to fill the hole in their stomachs eventually

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

Have you never heard of double anal?

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way

[–] moody 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way

[–] Creosm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

A spare for if you're feeling confident today

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

The only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

3 holes and 2 hands. If anything, you're a weiner short...

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

One of the uses of 'bound feet' was as an orafice.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Otorhinolaryngologist rule

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Clearly someone hasn't heard about TAP.