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[–] st33lb0ne@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everytime I see our local cyber truck I hope someone vandalizes it.

[–] 4lan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I have sticker paper and a printer. Idk how I have resisted the urge...

[–] zyberteq@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago

That would be good for the EV conversion market. Since they use a lot of Tesla motors and battery packs.

[–] NotLemming@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If I had one I'd keep it, vandalise it myself and turn it into an anti-musk advertising vehicle. It's a bad idea to waste the resources that went into making them.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But selling a used one to someone that wants an affordable EV will potentially turn someone from buying one brand new, and therefore keeping profits out of Little Musky's pockets.

[–] NotLemming@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Sell a vandalised one then. At least you know it won't be going to a maga.

[–] Ferroto@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd just park it in portland overnight and file an insurance claim the next morning.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When you want a job done right, don't leave it to amateurs, go to stealmytesla.com.

[–] lonerangers1@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

satire? that shit is funny as hell.

[–] RedditSucks88@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Most people who own these crappy cars can't even really afford them. Now they are in big trouble because they can't get rid of them. Lol.

[–] malloc@lemmy.world 75 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I shamefully admit I almost pulled the trigger on a Tesla Model S Plaid back in 2021 or 2022. Flush with a shit ton of cash, but fortunately I was reading reports of production build quality issues, many recalls, and ultimately pulled back my deposit.

Looking back at it. The one decision I have no regrets on.

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

That's the part I never understood. Even if you weren't a Musk fan boy and before Musk showed his true colors, Telsa has always, ALWAYS been shit quality. I remember back in 2015, or so, there was a video of someone finally getting their Telsa and it had a massive crack running the length of the driver side A-pillar, yet they just ignored it.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (17 children)

I'll have to be honest and admit back when I was in high school or so, I was enthusiastic about electric cars and his seemed like some of the best. He was also opening up the charging standards so that there could be a mixed playing field. Back then, I was likely ready to dismiss small critiques as the retaliation of the fossil fuel industry.

God I hate old me.

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[–] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

While it's nice to protest outside of the Tesla dealership, people should be protesting outside of US embassies, and while they are at it, protest outside of the Chinese and Russian embassies too. Block them in.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

Trump and musk couldn't care less about protests outside embassies.

The Tesla protests are hurting musk.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago

People are doing. But embassies tend to be in capital cities but Tesla dealerships are everywhere.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Who will service those when Tesla goes out of business? Where will you get parts? Yeah, it's time to jump ship

[–] LeFantome@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

There are already aftermarket batteries. The biggest problem would be autobody panels.

That said, while I hope Tesla stock continues to crash, not much chance of them going out of business.

[–] Ferroto@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can still get aftermarket parts for Pontiac vehicles. Then again Pontiac didn't go around suing everyone who even thought about making aftermarket parts for their vehicles.

[–] HiTekRedNek@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Pontiac was a part of GM, who standardized most parts across all their brands decades ago.

There's no parent company for Tesla.

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[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 272 points 3 days ago (17 children)

Who knew that being a publicly facing cunt makes people not want to buy your product. Shocking discovery.

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[–] blindbandit@lemm.ee 62 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The brand is forever damaged. Sell while you can.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (28 children)

I feel bad for Nikola Tesla having his name associated with all this nonsense. Not even death let him escape from rich assholes taking credit for the work of others.

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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 40 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Elon is getting slapped by the invisible hand.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

fun fact: the people who originally coined the phrase 'invisible hand of the market' called it 'the invisible hand of providence' which basically means 'gods inscrutable will'. capitalism-at least market capitalism-is literally a religion.

and its god is smiting his favorite special boy. so sad.

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[–] thericofactor@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if everyone would transfer their PayPal credit to a regular bank account on the same day? Would that bring Paypal value down?

[–] juergen@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

hard to estimate, but probably not. I think what makes such companies go down is when the investors fear their money might be lost. that is, when the company is not worth much compared to their invested money.

So only, when the user count is dropping, that would be the case for paypal.

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 69 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (9 children)

I got you.

Www.stealmytesla.com

No need to be embarrassed anymore!

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[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 54 points 3 days ago (44 children)

Carvana bought mine at a decent price. I imagine the coming glut will have them refusing to buy Teslas outright. Other enraged Tesla owners should unload theirs asap.

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[–] cocolowlander@feddit.nl 139 points 3 days ago (24 children)

For its part, Tesla has been trying to boost its image with the help of President Trump. On Monday, the president took to the South Lawn of the White House to promote Tesla's cars, apparently buying one despite having campaigned on an explicitly anti-electric vehicle platform.

Somehow, I don't think MAGA cult will buy electric vehicles in quantities needed to offset even a fraction of people who used to buy Tesla.

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