this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 days ago

Sounds like someone's jealous...

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

…also known as the fediverse chick

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

You keep her name outcha mouf!

[–] gon@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I just got one the other day too! I'm very excited to make new friends like Nicole on this website.

[–] gon@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

:D Totally~

[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Dude, for real. We get it. You got a spammy DM from a "girl". Do we really need two or three different communities dedicated to everyone posting the same fucking screenshot over and over?!

("She" hasn't DM'd me yet, but I can assure you that if she ever does, I will not be posting a screenshot of it anywhere. It will be summarily buhleeted and that will be the end of that.)

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

You'll find your own Nicole one of these days.

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[–] XOXOX@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Down voted for being esoteric.

[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

I'll die for Nicole.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bro why u gotta bring up Nicole! /s

If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back

Hey slender man, shouldn't you be stalking some children?

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No more unless she's made of beans.

[–] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

And wearing jeans.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a Nicole post...

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

I love that man

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 4 points 3 days ago

NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE NICOLE

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

MAKE US WHOLE, ISAAC!

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