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SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE

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[–] whats_all_this_then@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The only logical approach here is to ban use the use of "Nicole" or "fediverse chick" across all instances and warn or ban anyone who upvotes posts that mention or vaguely allude to "her".

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Does Nicole like that movie or something?

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

someone's upset nicole hasn't reached out.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 15 hours ago

You know what?

Now I'm not going to fix democracy.

I hope you're happy.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Wtf did I do?

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 142 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You're just mad we all have a girlfriend.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Impressive she has the time for all of us!

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 88 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i think that's called polyamory

Amory assumes love. I staked a claim for her under the mining law of 1872. We're a limited liability corporation.

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 128 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I got three messages in the space of 36 hours, nothing before, nothing since.

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

A fediverse chick

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 66 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Don't listen to him, OP! ASK!

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Fallofturkey@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Please someone create. I know it's run its course, but it would be great to let some folks create Nicole memes to preserve it for future generations to enjoy. Just like Dat Boi.

[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

##NicoleDeservedBetter

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Why are you guys referring to her as Nicole, she says you can call her the fediverse chick.

[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Well, I call her Fedi-Chica.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 31 points 2 days ago

Those who weren't blessed by her aren't allowed to address her by her proper title.

[–] lorty@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 days ago

A few years from now people will have nostalgia about these early fediverse days and the weird and lame stuff like "the fediverse chick"

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only one, lmao.

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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I will continue to talk about Nicole until she finally notices me! (Haven't received a message yet, I feel left out)

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I've only received the spam once. I guess I do not qualify as an active Fediverse user. 😒

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Hubi@feddit.org 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hey, that's my girlfriend you are talking about!

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago

*our girlfriend.

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[–] ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We're talking about Nicole here?

And whenever Nicole's not in the meme, everybody should ask "where's Nicole"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I wanna see a full on Reddit-style investigation of the theory that it's not a scam, but a malicious bullying campaign against the human shown in the pictures. If Lemmy solves a mystery and stops a crime, we could become the new superpower social media. 😌

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder how they bother to change the photo with a very similar but almost identical one but always copy-paste the same text, isn't the opposite way easier?

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

It's a deanonymization attack. You know which users opened the message by seeing when the unique image URL was accessed.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 21 points 2 days ago

yes, rather post your enlightenment on !nicole@feddit.org

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