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[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)
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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

The stranded astronauts are being rescued right now. The capsule is bobbing around in the water.

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

this is a five minute walk from my new place 🙂 It's more of a snorkleing at the reef place but there is sand too, if I want big sand I can walk another 10 minutes

[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think so too.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago

Feel free to fucking cool change anytime now. The dogs giving me evils.

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Another of my former clients is leaving.

$120k revenue a month lol

Love watching this place burn to the ground.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

are the bailing cause the new account manager is useless? or cause you stepped down? Or just the overall shit level of service?

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because I stepped down and the new account manager couldn't manage a lemonade stand lol

This is fucking glorious!

[–] anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have they managed to compose an email yet?

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They can't follow a video I made spelling out how to do literally everything.

The person who was protecting them left yesterday.

Reality is going to hit hard 😂

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[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Well well. Guess who I found sitting on my seat at home? She never does that.

Unless... She actually missed me? lol

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[–] repomonkey@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Made chunky bolognaise in the Thermomix we inherited from my dad and it fucking rocked. Wasn't sure about the worcestershire sauce and the chilli flakes, but went with it - very glad I did.

[–] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Worcestershire sauce is a hidden gem and should be more widely used imo.

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[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm in the middle of an instant pot chicken chilli.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

Good night everybody. 😘

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

My kid did a little tidy up in my kitchen yesterday. The kettle was unplugged, the frying pan was put in the cupboard where it doesn't belong, green teabags mixed in with English breakfast and I don't know where the sweet potato went that was on the bench.

[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s the thought that counts.

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[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The hot air balloons are out again this morning. Now it makes me think they're up to something

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Obviously that's how criminals are casing houses these days. Anything out of the ordinary is someone casing your house.

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I definitely listed my coffee grinder too low when I put it on Marketplace (leading to a huge number of responses). I put it on eBay late afternoon yesterday for more than twice that amount and it has sold already. I guess those things hold their value more than other small appliances. And I almost took it to the op shop instead of bothering to list it!

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[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

gave five guys another go today. Second time for them and holy shit the bacon is so bloody good! Took a lacteeze so I could get that sweet sweet plastic cheese as well. Thats what I was missing the first time. Incredible! 30 something bucks for the bacon cheeseburger, small chips and a coke though. a rare treat then.

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Haven’t tried it yet 😔

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's so quiet in the new suburb. 🙂

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A short break from packing. I'm off to the new house , will take pics of the beach. 🙂 laters 😘

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[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Today was a weird day. Whenever I leave the house, I ask myself if I've forgotten anything material or just my sanity. Today I said just my sanity, but I felt off about that.

I was almost at the bus stop when I realised I forgot my earbuds. Not a necessity, but I wasn't going to spend half an hour walking home and back to the bus stop to get my earbuds, and miss the bus. They are not super frequent, and sometimes they arrive at the stop a few minutes early. So I got some cheap wired ones, and realised that was a waste of money. Should've just looked out the window.

I must bring a notebook to write in when commuting.

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[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just came back from a walk around the park. The crickets are very LOUD. My ears are ringing a bit.

[–] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

They've been driving me crazy here at home for weeks! Even during the day! 🙉

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Getting up when it's still dark, but not too cold is one of life's great pleasures. Seeing the sun rise illuminate the parklands. Seeing people walking, jogging and riding their bikes first thing. And of course seeing rubbish strewn (yes STREWN) all over the court because the rubbish truck driver could not be bothered to stop and clean it up.

Not my bin thankfully, but it's been cleaned up, council notified and note left for neighbour that their bin hasn't been emptied.

[–] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

excitedly planning out purchases for the van. We threw away/donated tons of stuff and are basically starting again (plus I don't wanna carry heavy glass and china that looks pretty breakable) and we have tons of our own camping gear we can just put in the van but now I'm just filling the gaps. I can finally justify bringing a kettle and toaster. I still love camping in my swag, and I'll still do it from time to time. But camping with power (until I can get a basic offgrid system) its going to be very very nice!

[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lots of rain forecast for tomorrow. I’m looking forward to it.

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sky pretty. Birds not awake yet. 🙂

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[–] just_kitten@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

I meant to set up my uni stuff last night. Ended up having a 2 hr phone call from a friend in distress... Every cell of my being is happier that I used the time to help a friend when nobody else could've (it was a very specific situation)

But I ended up only finishing data prep at 1pm today. It's now too late for me to collect data today. I have "wasted" the one last suitable day (clear sunny skies) in quite a while and I may not be able to hit my Absolute Latest Deadline of collecting all the data by the end of the month :/

I've accepted that I made my choices (esp slacking on the weekend, which would've avoided this whole situation)... and tbh I had such poor sleep and other issues that frankly I really need the rest more than anything else.

Now to just desperately hope there's just a couple more sunny midday periods before the end of the month 😖 🙏🏽

Accuweather and BoM have wildly different forecasts for next Monday in the northern suburbs. Please let Saturday and Monday be sunny enough, pleaaaase

[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Augh. I am not feeling good. Really dehydrated and been sleeping all day because I couldn’t get up. Spent it sipping ginger ale between naps.

Went out and did the bare minimum for garden. Water, then some eco oil and fungicide spray on the pumpkins. They’re getting bigger but aphids found them and there’s also powdery mildew and whiteflies starting.

I found a ladybug on the dying zucchini and thought to move it over to prey on the aphids but wasn’t sure if the sprays would harm it.

One of the peas washed to the surface - it seems to have swelled and might sprout. Covered it with dirt again.

I trimmed my hair last night. I seem to be getting worse at it, but oh well. Tried a new way then gave up and did the usual. It looks acceptable and is back to a more manageable length.

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[–] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Australia Post decided not to leave my parcel and to make me go to the post office instead. How rude.

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

I've been watching Peaky Blinders because I never have. It's not as good as I expected it to be. Feels a bit generic olde London town crimey. It's not bad and it's well acted but I'm don't see what all the fuss was about.

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Finally on the work WiFi in this service black hole. Trying to do anything on my phone here has been hell otherwise.

I've been able to get by through ROMS and downloaded podcasts

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

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[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Lemon chicken with fried rice please. And your fanciest birthday cake for @Alamutjones@aussie.zone

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[–] SituationCake@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was super deeply asleep when alarm went off. Heart rate went rapid and disorientation hit. I hate waking up like that. Argh.

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oof, that's one of the worst ways to start your day. Hope it gets better.

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