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I'm going with teleportation, I hate driving and public transport

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[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 1 points 23 minutes ago

Time manipulation.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I mean, is omnipotence off the table?

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Technomancy: control over machines and electronics

I'd use it for selfish reasons:

Insurance claims getting denied? "Oh! the system says that's an approved procedure"

Low on funds? That ATM over there is vomiting cash

Need to sneak into a place? The cameras are showing a normal empty hallway

Credit card debt? Not when the system shows that you paid it off already

[–] DistressedDad@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 hours ago

Super Power? LOL bruh, I just want to be cured of my crippling depression and low self-esteem.

But really, healing super powers tho would be cool. Because it seems like a lot of people need healing now, both mentally and physically.

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

The ability to manipulate matter at the subatomic level, with explicit accuracy and knowledge.

From there, I'd be able to pretty much solve any problem.

Enemy? Turn them to goo. Or brain hemorrhage. Or invert their genitals. Explosive toenails. Literally shit for brains. Boobs on the head.

Sick? Convert the virus to vitamins or something.

Hungry? Food.

Solve pollution.

Aging? Reverse oxidants etc...

[–] DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

whatever it is dr manhattan has going on.

solid choice!

[–] peaches@lemm.ee 5 points 8 hours ago

To be able to remove ignorance from people

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 4 points 8 hours ago

No longer needing sleep or a consistent diet

[–] Forester@pawb.social 5 points 8 hours ago

Ability to reassemble atoms and bonds at will.

I mean I've literally just solved resource scarcity.

[–] ItsJannnneee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 hours ago

Invisibility. I'm autistic and have terrible social anxiety.

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

The ability to never accidentally say something stupid

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Easy, just intentionally say stupid things all the time

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 1 points 9 hours ago

It's the dream!

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

For me, there's no answer but a healing factor. Anything else, here in the real world, is sub par in the long term.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Boring but prudent. You seem like my kind of person.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

NGL though, I would jam knives through my hands and cosplay wolverine

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 points 4 hours ago

I totally support you on this

[–] Mbingu@lemm.ee 1 points 6 hours ago

To remain individualistic in a secluded society