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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 155 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You open it up and it's a PDF.

The pdf contains a address you have to go to.

At the address is a single desk, with a woman who tells you that you can only apply online.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

And she’s eating from a Costco sized tub of plain Greek yogurt

[–] Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sounds like how digitalisation works in Germany. Put the form online as PDF, then either require the other side to print and send in or recive via email then print it yourself and file it into a cabinet...

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[–] owl@infosec.pub 71 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (11 children)
[–] mycelium_underground@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As general rule you should look at where a URL goes as well as what the link text.

A big ass link that is pointed towards tinyurl should have set off alarm bells for everyone who clicked the link.

That was slick @owl

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[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You son of a bitch! overnmentjobs 🤣

[–] owl@infosec.pub 6 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you, I fixed it.

[–] ksigley@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

What a lad.

[–] pootzapie@lemy.lol 13 points 2 weeks ago

Incredible beautiful amazing

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

In a way, you just took my virginity. It's the first time it's genuinely happened to me, I didn't see this coming. This is a great feeling but I also feel a bit ashamed.

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[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

YOU SON OF BITCH!!!!! 😂

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Perfect in every way, good job.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

governmentjobs* But yeah, nice one!

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[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah... I want your mommy, too.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Obviously this is a silly example, but I really do remember when they would write out full urls with paths like 3 directories deep in magazines and newspapers expecting you to manually enter those urls and visit whatever site. I hated that shit in the early days of the internet in grade school. "http://www.theentireforty-ninecharacterlongnameofthecompany.com/marketingadvertisements/newspapertimes/landingpage79fad5c21e.html" (don't click that link... i just made it up. It doesn't go anywhere.) I could barely type but now I have to get every character correct or I might accidentally end up on a black market website or porn somehow (where my fellow Whitehouse dot com victims at?). QR codes and smartphones really are godsend for print media internet ads.

P.S. I told you it didn't go anywhere. You feel better now?

P.P.S. Apparently Whitehouse dot com still functions but is no longer porn. It's some election betting thing now? Idk.

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My first memory of being told to go to a web address was in 4th grade. My teacher wrote a fairly long URL on the board as something those of us who had internet at home could go look at about the lesson she was talking about. So we were expected to write this URL down on paper, and then later type it into a computer. This very slightly predates AOL keywords.

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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It took awhile before engineers also became UX people and were like “ok, but let’s start the project from an end user’s point of view.”

Unfortunately soon after that, marketers took over as the bosses of the UX people and were like “ok, let’s start this from a ‘how do we get more people clicking the buy now button’ point of view.”

[–] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You could use ` to make that URL an inline code block and thus not clickable. `like this` to look like this

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Seemed more fun this way

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

What would be funnier is if instead of an address, it was a hyperlink embedded text that says : Click Here.

[–] graphene@lemm.ee 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You know what? I forgive url shorteners, sometimes they truly are necessary

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Why has nobody invented a URL longener?

[–] yax@feddit.org 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Apparently somebody has: https://www.kamogo.com/17?geranium=vast&examiner=pleasant&range=wrathful&district=acceptable&crab=giant&producer=luxuriant&skirt=juicy&tuba=holistic&carnation=dispensable&suppression=sedate&kenneth=old-fashioned&rope=direful&trunk=strong&step-daughter=incompetent&park=horrible&dad=blue&mandarin=muddled&lier=calm&newsstand=dynamic&tiger=curved&veldt=overt&operation=evil&belly=puny&anklet=detailed&turkey=teeny-tiny&stadium=imperfect&output=murky&sailboat=uneven&wingtip=disagreeable&run=stormy&eggnog=guiltless&decade=invincible&scene=healthy&preparation=poor&maybe=jagged&committee=abusive&german=offbeat&barber=pleasant&chowder=frail&turkish=shallow&capricorn=accurate&sweater=berserk&retina=zealous&marriage=naive&fatigues=tense&susan=sassy&maniac=screeching&insolence=zippy&ride=level&chaise=questionable&example=light&swell=petite&booster=vengeful&antechamber=funny&impulse=faulty&balinese=succinct&pannier=historical&diction=likeable&shade=troubled&taxicab=victorious&inn=miniature&innervation=goofy&law=needless&till=credible&imagination=erect&zampone=selfish&blue=thirsty&mandolin=telling&vacation=spectacular&gland=ancient&abyssinian=rightful&bedroom=low&shred=bright&omelet=inexpensive&complement=plain&diploma=silent&grouper=melted&hybridisation=kindhearted&fur=cheerful&grain=kindhearted&theory=highfalutin&kayak=spiritual&delete=harsh&machine=parched&eyelids=heavenly&patrol=crabby&virginal=excited&mailbox=clumsy&bowling=ugly&shorts=wee&delivery=halting&adult=mammoth&inventory=funny&hit=protective&imprisonment=dazzling&buzzard=squalid&smile=earsplitting&cesspool=demonic&luggage=bad&kleenex=rustic&copywriter=wealthy&tam=woozy&headrest=fragile&kind=hulking&robe=versed&adapter=capricious&ejector=racial&riser=aspiring&vessel=crooked&appliance=therapeutic&chivalry=grandiose&stinger=materialistic&dirt=obsolete&lobster=substantial&right=legal&methane=deranged&beret=therapeutic&crop=odd&disengagement=tangible&equipment=smelly&sun=thoughtful&sunbonnet=needy&playground=quarrelsome

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can always add unnecessary query parameters. Just throw on a ?fart=butts&pen=is&herp=derp etc.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If I wanted to add unnecessary characters, I'd just use dots.

Like this: (Lemmy unfortunately breaks the URL) google.com...............................................

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[–] tuna@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

we have a truly marvelous application process, which this margin is too small to contain

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[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Out of frame, above the other text: "Job requirements: experience with OCR-tools."

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

How was OCR in 2013? This mightve basically been the test for the job

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

It was bad.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago

Plot twist: the job is specifically for a transcriber/translator and requires high level of accuracy.

I could totally see this as being a thing back in the day before everyone was walking around with a supercomputer in their pocket capable of OCR.

[–] Bryllyg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 weeks ago

Sadly they've already deleted that page because the URL has "trans" in it. >.>

[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 18 points 2 weeks ago

If I remember this site correctly from back then, it was one of those run by idiots that made you upload a PDF of your résumé, and then enter all of the same info in web forms. This tracks.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I'm pretty sure 90% of that is just a tracking link, you could probably ignore everything after and including the question mark

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

It would need the job Id parameter, but the rest looks like unnecessary filters

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

No, its search parameters. Likely everything after the job ID is not needed though.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 16 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I wish someone would type that out into the comments, so I could click the dead link and feel a small sense of satisfaction; simply by knowing it was dead before I even clicked it, confirming my suspicion

But it's the internet... so 50/50 whether some hero does it for no reason, or someone throws some kinda rick-roll response. Either way, I ain't typing it out and I can live with the disappointment... sorry y'all, I'll try and be better next time

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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago

damn i missed the deadline by 12 years...

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do they still charge by the word? Character? Whatever? Because that's funny lol. If papers still mattered that would have cost them a fortune.

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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

Somebody got paid by the character

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe they're looking for someone who's good at OCR

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[–] ulterno@programming.dev 8 points 2 weeks ago

Data entry operator?

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Somebody correct me, but I remember a url (or any long piece of text) can contain a small image. I think it was hexadecimal code. I was looking for the words "base16=" or "base32=".

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago

You are correct those are called "data urls", they're intended to embed files in text.

This is not a data url tho, it's an ugly link

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

I wore out my percent key typing in the url.

[–] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I mean if you type up to the jobid=xyz it'll work fine :p

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