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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 80 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

He'll do you up a treat, mate.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

just watched that movie, like 3 hours ago

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago

No spoilers please. It was released just 49 years ago.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 6 days ago

I've heard that Tim is, like, the holy grail of enchanters.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Damn it. Lemmy go grab an axe.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

There's invitation for new hikers .... no one ever talks about the ones who never returned or were heard from again

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Take only E-photos?", come on man, touch grass.

[–] Mok98@feddit.it 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think he meant: "Please stay one , the trails" Pretty ominous if you ask me

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago

I thought it was a poem:

Take leave, kill please,
Only only only stay,
Photos footprints
Tim on the trails

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nah I think they spelled 'only' right, 'onely' doesn't seem right.

[–] elfin8er@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I think it's the word tim. It should spell e-tim.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago
[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Don't worry, Tim's into it.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And on to it, it's gonna be a fight motherfucker.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

instance checks out

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

An atm at a trailhead? Hwat?

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Could be a park with camping sites, gotta pay to stay, get firewood, rent recreational equipment, etc.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't know about y'all but that's where I buy all my drugs. My drug dealer doesn't take credit cards though.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Never have I seen an ATM within miles of a ranger station, check in, trailhead or campground. That's why a well prepared hiker brings cash. Even more importantly, don't forget to bring adequate bags to pick up your dog's poops, it's a Timworthy offense. I hope he gets anyone...anyone....who doesn't clean that up.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 6 days ago

Kinda looks like the more developed part of a park which presumably has a snack shack or gift shop or something.

[–] DharkStare@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Looks like the start of an indie horror game.

[–] Forgottengoldfish@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I accept your challenge of single combat.

[–] trslim@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago

Tim is Battlebeast's real name, you should prepare yourself

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Poor Tim. What did he do to deserve this?

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

I'll blind him with a handful of sand, you come in with the sasquatch meter.

Won't anyone think of the lone Prodigal Sorcerers? /s

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf -2 points 6 days ago

To be fair, Tim is a MAGA fuckwad who thinks gays and trans people should be executed, black folks should go back to Africa, women belong in the home not in the workforce, and that "spicks" and "orientals" are the problem with the USA. But he's too cowardly to actually live those ideals, so he pretends to be cool with his gay bother-in-law and Japanese sister-in-law, lets his wife work because he can barely hold down a job long enough to pay the lot rent in his trailer park, and has a black friend that's actually just the cashier at walmart who can't be anything but nice to him without risking her job. So, totally not cool to kill him, but could understand if others felt differently.