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[–] tacobellhop@midwest.social 18 points 1 day ago

Whales vagina

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Saint James?

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 186 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Lmao, if you live in San Diego and can't handle Spanish you're gonna have a bad time.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 132 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

All of Southern California really.

My favorite is when dickhead white folks say they want "all the brown people to go back where they came from," without the slightest clue that they were here first, and then they get real pissy when you point that fact out.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 82 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Yeah I point out that Texas used to actually be part of Mexico and the border moved, not the people.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 94 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The border moved because Mexico had banned slavery so they fought a war to keep it.

Texas is the only state in the union to fight a war for slavery TWICE.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

And that, kids, is the important thing to remember about The Alamo

[–] griff 25 points 2 days ago

Apparently white folk in Texas despise being called Texicans

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago

Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

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[–] Slam_Eye@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh heck yeah friggin racist le epic owned

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 14 points 1 day ago

People clapped so hard their hands hurt.

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

And then we all clapped

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 98 points 2 days ago (2 children)

For reference, San Diego and Tijuana back right up to each other and have one of the busiest border crossings in the country.

You're going to hear Spanish there.

[–] Tryenjer@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Btw, San Diego would be Saint James.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Best we can do is Saint America.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 17 points 2 days ago (6 children)

It's wild that the name Diego becomes James in English!

I would've thought of Daniel or something but no, JAMES

[–] Tryenjer@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Diego (Diogo in Portuguese) is a modification of the name Tiago which in turn is the diminutive of Santiago which is the name of the apostle James in Spanish and Portuguese.

Maybe Saint Jim would convey the idea better?

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

San Diego <- Santiago <- Sant Iago <- Sanctus Iákōbos -> Sanct Iacobus -> Saint Iacomus -> Saint James

And Iákōbos from Hebrew Yaaqob

[–] GreatRam@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So Jacob and James come from the same origin?

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That is correct. Greek Iakóbos to Latin Iacobus to Jakobus to late latin Jacomus to early French Jammes to english James

vs a more direct Yaaqob to Jacob or via Jakobus to Jacob

This also explains why the short form of James is Jim, via french Jaime

And how Jack and James and Jim and Jacob and Seamus and Thiego and Diego and Jaime and Giacomo, Iacopo and Hamish are all related.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Leave it to the French to simply ignore a whole syllable in the middle of the word.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 points 13 hours ago

It's even worse when you remember that Jaime is pronounced Haime (from whence Hamish)

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[–] MasterBuilder@lemmy.one 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, California was a Spanish colony, sfter all.

[–] Mexigore@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not only, it used to be a Mexican State

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

From what I could gather, Diego appears to come from Thiago. Thid means that San Diego would be Saint James.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's named after Saint Didacus, who went by Diego, I guess.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago

Wikipedia knows what saint the city was named after: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Diego#Name

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Sand the eggo.

[–] MrFappy@lemmy.world 80 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The accurate response to this is “a whale’s vagina.” Idk how one can live there and not know this.

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[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 56 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I have seen variations on this online for a long time, and this has always baffled me: do strangers in America really go up to random people who are speaking foreign languages and tell them "you are in X, speak Xese", a language they may or may not speak? Even among people who share their native language?

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago

Yeah there's a segment of arrogant racist halfwit conservatives that get a superiority kick out of demeaning people for stuff like that.

[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

When I was a kid my mother's boyfriend bragged of doing exactly this. He heard them having a conversation in another language at a gas station, approached them, and started speaking to them in German. When they were confused he allegedly said exactly the phrase. You are in America, speak English. He thought it was hysterical.

He may have been full of shit, but the fact that he felt it worth bragging about said enough about him.

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[–] griff 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey, what’s the English word for California??

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Technically, Caliphate. Calafia was the queen of the made up kingdom of California in a 16th century novel. The name comes from there.

The name of Calafia was likely formed from the Arabic word khalifa (religious state leader) that is known as caliph in English and califa in Spanish.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calafia?wprov=sfti1

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 days ago

That's the dumbest and most beautiful premise for naming a place that I've seen

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And Khalifa (خليفة) in the Arabic language literally means successor/inheritor (aside from the religious connotations), so there is some trivia for the day.

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[–] MasterBuilder@lemmy.one 27 points 2 days ago (12 children)

This stuff is embarassimg. I swear, next time i travel I'm gonna have to claim I am Canadian.

The stupid - it burns!

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don't pedestalize Canadians. We're just as dumb and racist. Remember, ppl are unironically fighting for private health care.

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 days ago

If she had responded with "A Whale's Vagina," I would have died.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] josefo@leminal.space 18 points 2 days ago

Fun fact, the name Santiago, is basically the same as San Diego. Originally, it comes from the hebrew Jacob (ya-akov), then Sant Iago (Iago sounds similar to ya-akob, it's the latinization of the name IIRC). I think Diego actually comes from shortening Santiago to Thiago, and then to Diego. Basically all comes from Jacob. In Spanish, the actual translation for James would be Jaime, not Diego. I don't know what happened there or if Jaime and Diego as somehow related etymologically.

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