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[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 341 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

So what position will he hold in trump’s cabinet?

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 208 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 74 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ours@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd pick President Camacho over Trump. Easy choice.

He's also stupid but not mean-spirited, and in the end, he listens to the smarter guy.

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[–] Death__BySnuSnu@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

God this movie hit the nail on the head SO many times!

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Republican Agency for Personal Encroachment

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Secretary of Rape Pardons

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't that called the chairman of the Republican party?

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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago

And when is his pardon?

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Probably CEO of the newly created department of foreign grifting.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 16 points 2 weeks ago

Relationship Counselor? :p

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 11 points 2 weeks ago

Executive Fluffer

[–] blady_blah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

He'll champion women's rights. Trump always picks the worst person for the job.

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That’s a real funny way to spell “has a job interview with the administration”

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 56 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

The Southern District of New York (SDNY) attorney’s office is the same office that ran investigations into Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, and singer R Kelly. The office also recently charged Sean “Diddy” Combs with sex trafficking and other federal offences.

Oh shit, fam. I thought the Trump admin was gonna give him a pass. Maybe not? I mean, I know NY is not Trump. I’m very happy to read this. I don’t think this can be pardoned because it’s a state charge, not a federal charge? Get ‘em!

[–] brysmi@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don’t think this can be pardoned because it’s a state charge, not a federal charge?

SDNY is Federal.

This investigation will be dropped.

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[–] vxx@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

russian mafia doesnt like romanian mafia

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm doubt that will be the case for long. Can't have the DoJ doing its job, now.

[–] Damionsipher@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I wonder if murdering him in the street would be considered terrorism by the US Gov't?

[–] blakenong 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There are more important things to do with that bullet.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Good thing bullets aren't prohibitively expensive.

[–] blakenong 10 points 2 weeks ago

Yes but, people willing to do what’s needed are very few

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[–] blakenong 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Investigating him for a pardon?

[–] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I smell an executive order coming in fast to make him hands off to justice and the crimes he’s committed.

Would expect nothing else from this pathetic government.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

No, the way it works is they start an investigation so they can suspend it later. That way if he doesn't do exactly what they want they want they can just re-open the investigation. It's how they handled the Mayor of NYC.

To keep a scumbag loyal you need to keep the threat of jail time hanging over him.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is it. This is how mobs operate. A culpable employee is a loyal employee.

As a bonus: his sin isn't even tied to the organization. So blowing him up would be essentially risk free - a quality hire if there ever was one.

Edit: dammit, this is going to really happen, isn't it?

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[–] The_Caretaker@lemm.ee 30 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

The Tate brothers may have to pay for their crimes in UK and Romania but in the USA they can just buy pardons from Trump. If they give a little extra money to the Orange Demon, they might even get a cabinet post.

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Just toss his ass in prison already. He should spend the rest of his life there, and after he dies in prison they should send his body to Romania to buried in some prison graveyard there, symbolic of how he tried to escape justice there, but that is where his body will rest.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well at least they're looking into someone

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Please can we at least get one win with these right wing red pill fuckers

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Epstein would have been pardoned

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[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

he will "donate" $1m to Trump and be out the next day

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

incoming trumptard pardon... rapists look after one another

[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Those charges are going to be dropped

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Is that what he's calling interviews now?

[–] AwkwardBroccolli@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

Why? He should be considered for next presidentship.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Trump’ll pardon him.

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