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[–] Dvixen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Sam and Dean using Holy Church flavoured Gatorade to defeat evil, then drinking the rest to recover their lost electrolytes...

[–] banana_lama@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

I honestly don't see what's wrong with that

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] SolOrion@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ngl I stopped listening to A7X shortly after Nightmare, seemed like after Hail To The King they dropped off the face of the earth for me. Might have to get back into them.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

They've put out some good shit since then. The Stage is one of all-time favorites. Definitely recommend watching the video that goes with it - shockingly effective visual aid for what looks goofy as fuck at first glance.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Man created god long before AI

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well yeah, but this is God 2, electric bugaloo!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I prefer Original God, but God Zero is a pretty good replacement in a pinch.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Original God

...money?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this like 2 yrs old?

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

Then better not let the priest get closer.

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Drink of the Riptide Rush, and be healed!

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Sippin on the haterade as usual.

[–] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

it's what believers crave! it's got electrolytes!

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah they don't put him in the uniform anymore lol

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That's how crocodile hunters are baptized.

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Demoted? I bet he's real worked up about that.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Well, there's water in Gatorade so that checks out. Although I guess by that logic many terrible liquids can also pass for baptism, though I guess Catholics would be into that.

[–] oo1 2 points 2 months ago

Randal: Hockey's hockey. At least we got to play. Dante: Twelve minutes is hardly a game. Jesus, it's hardly even a warm-up. Randal: Bitch, bitch, bitch. You want something to drink? Dante: Yeah. Gatorade. Randal: Hey, what happened to all the Gatorade? Dante: Exactly! They drank it all!

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can literally do it with spit.... And that's not a hypothetical. You can do it with any fluid if necessary... How is this controversial?

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