Not picking telepathic will is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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given this genie's thoroughness your brain would have to be 100x as heavy
Look, the 800lb brain man is flying!
Elder brain entered the chat
I wish it didn't have to be
Different folks, different strokes.
Welcome to 2025. Now that you've exited the rock and had a mild warm up, let's get you up to speed
Fair point.
other peoples thoughts and goals bleed into your own without filter
Guys I got it.
I want a Green Lantern ring.
ring flys away looking for a worthy holder
You should ask for the OG green lantern ring, just magic
As an engineer of sorts, this is every conversation that I have with clients, but comic lady answers waaaaaaaaaay better than most people lol.
Genie: What kind of bird?
Clients: I saw a very pretty bird once, I think it was in Europe. It had feathers and part of it was black.
Genie:.... Right.
Wings? Nah, if I can't fly like Goku I don't want to fly at all.
dunno. inflating like a pufferfish and becoming a dirigible is cool too. i could go for that.
Thank you for that visual. I never realized the world needed Zeppelin Man.
The genie grants your wish. You inflate via your own flatus. When you land, you have to release a fart big enough to buoyantly lift an entire human body.
Aww he gets me
I'm sure you mean grown up DBZ Goku, but I would 100% take a flying nimbus and putter around the skies on my little cloud buddy. Just remember to pack a parachute!
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That's my kind of genie. I wonder if he'd be cool discussing the pros and cons of some of those choices.
The laws of physics are a bitch.
Would it be possible to have telekinesis, and use the telekinesis to fly, like Mewtwo?
Do you want to take a genetic modification and let the new DNA alter your body for 40 years for it to take effect, or do you want to become a comic character?
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I would have just gone with the obvious answer: telepathic will
This is why we can't have nice things
To steal an idea I had on something similar once, perhaps on an entirely different site, there's also where the wings come from in the first place, literally and figuratively.
The equivalent structure to a bird's wing in humans is the arm and hand. Does this new wing take the place of the forelimb as it does in birds or does the wisher necessarily become a six-limbed creature?
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