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And that’s basically it!
You could also argue that this was a very old man. Is god asleep at the wheel?
Maybe god is like Santa
Everyone knows Santa favors the rich kids
Oh face of evil,
Oh Marjorie Trailer Queen,
The evil you know,
Is the evil you've seen.
Oh face of spite,
A reflection so mean,
The ugliest sight,
Is the one you preen.
Oh face of shame,
A soul so obscene,
The monster you blame,
Is the one you’ve been.
Next week:
Margarine Trailer Queen: "What do you mean there's another pope?!"
Imagine the fun the world will have making jokes when this vapid bint exits the mortal realm.
The people in the white house are talking more and more like gaudy villains from 90's anime.
Has anyone thought to test her for rabies yet?
How would you get close enough without being bitten?
I would disguise myself as a book.
She's up for reelection Nov 3, 2026.