I'm 40+ and I wanna go get drunk in a parking lot with you guys.
this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2025
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That goddamn Zootopia rabbit
unironically my friends absolutely discuss limited time food nonsense and try all the weird foodcrimes fast food companies commit.
I don't think we're close enough to talk about what cartoon characters we wanna fuck
The last fast food trend I took part in with friends was the grimace shake at McDonald's. I puked so much from such a small amount...
What?
The last one is like the only one me and my friends get up to.
PIZZA AT A COFFEE SHOP
GET FUCKED TIM
Coffee, a police station tow yard, and Tasmanian Devil (something about the level of enthusiasm)
something about the level of enthusiasm
If you're going for sound and enthusiasm make sure you look up grapefruit blowjob, if you hadn't yet. Sounds like a jet-engine powered vacuum.
Ur pfp looks like a dick pic
Lol. I never noticed. I'm assuming you mean the paw. I had to stare for a minute to see it.
The Grimace birthday shake, the one at the McD that still has the Grimace jail, and Grimace.
TIL Grimace is supposed to be a taste bud
Thank you for the picture because I was thinking about the [Hamburger jail](mcdonalds hamburger jail)
And I don't know how to link properly, fun!
The link text goes in the square brackets, then the full url goes in the parenthesis. And if you put an exclamation point in front of the first bracket, it'll display the image instead of link to it.
McRib, 7-Eleven and Jessica Rabbit.
Cliché responses I know but why fuck with the classics?
They still have the McRib in Taiwan
Shamrock shake, abandonded mall, the hippo ballerina from Fantasia
Jack's Mini Corn Dogs, behind the old 7/11, Nightcrawler from the 90s X-Men
Donald Duck's girlfriend really wants it right? I mean, we all agree that much is obviously? Flirting is her one mode of existence. She's desperate.
Daisy, and she's a thirsty thirst trap. What's the word for that?
- A Minecraft Movie Happy Meal from McDonald's
- Old, abandoned warehouse parking lot, very little activity and it's isolated from most neighborhoods.
- Gray Fullbuster from Fairy Tail