2

Everyone is busily selecting a fork, and I'm trying to figure out if the apostrophe was an intentional troll ..

1. Small forks go faster.

So apparently I'm the only one that hates the long ass tines of 2 and prefers something like 1 or 4

Obviously #2, but with a slightly smaller handle tip and that's about it.

None of these. 2 has the best tines, but the handle sucks. These look like forks you'd find in a diner. Rounded outer tines is a crime against humanity. Did you maybe want a spork instead? 😡

2

None. They’re all stamped from thin sheet metal. Tines and handles are too thin and will bend.

Definitely 2. All other answers are just plain wrong.

2

1 and if we're being really picky I want the top of one and the handle from 5

2 but its a bit big

Head of 2, body of 5.

I dont like any of them but if i had to pick: 2. I like the prongs. But I don't like the handles for any of them

2 with 5s handle suppremacy

2. No discussion.

2

Trick question. These are all terrible, therefore I will eat with my fingers.

2

2

Apostrophe catastrophe.

Oh, there are forks: #2.

2, but the base is a bit wide. Am I on the list now?

2

2

Six.

Look at this fork. LOOK AT IT. Now, calm down.

2. Slim fork, wide handle.

2 but thicker and a bit different handle.

...get that f*ucking plural-~~comma~~ apostrophe out of my face...

^1^ ^head^ ^+^ ^5^ ^handle^

I'm inclined to say 2, just for form and shape. But it looks to chunky. Like probably heavy af. So I'll choose 3.

P.s. thanks for giving me a new thing I didn't know was linked to my neurodivergence

For me it's 5 times the same fork 🤔

1. It's balanced, not too sharp or long.

Nr. 2 is a no go, the thick butt is annoying af to put in a dishwasher cutlery basket. You need to think about these things.

The rest is fine and whatever.

I like the one that doesn't have an unnecessary apostrophe.

I actually own the cutlery set that 5 is from. Because it was the best option at IKEA at the time.

2, but I feel like none is good enough. Or sturdy enough. I need 2, but thicker body

It's a trick question, they're all bad.

(I have autism)

Neurodivergents*

2 with 5s handle

When I got married, sitting down with the caterer and choosing between dozens of flatware types, I realized that I personally like three dimensional smoothness, with round, cylindrical handles that have some heft but not too much width. I also like cylindrical tines that don't look like it was made from a flat sheet of metal cut and bent into shape (I prefer tines that are cylindrical, not rectangular prisms).

I also like curves along where the head meets the handle, and along the head itself. No sharp corners or edges.

I dislike ornamentation on the handle itself. I like plain, smooth handles.

I chose the forks for my wedding, and then later on in life, based on what I learned about my own preferences, I bought some flatware that fits those general principles (looks like the Sambonet Hannahs, but cheaper than that very expensive line), and replaced the ones in my house. Now I basically don't have any forks that I don't like.