This will really hurt tommorrow, I guess.
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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Sir, permission to leave the station.
For what purpose, Master Chief?
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I'm already here so Here we fucking go... RAWR!!
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Whoops, had the timer upside down.
I did a quick search and was shocked to find zero hits to
"Superman".
Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!
“Shit, did I leave the stove on?”
Here we go! ( Mario voice)
"I-...fuck me, I had something ready for thi--"
Looking at the enemy: Tell me if you heard this one. What did the Homo Sapiens say to the alien? Detonates the bomb
"And when I get to Heaven,
To St Peter I will tell;
Quarter pounder cheese and a big mac please,
And a side of fries as well."
"Pull my finger, Bitch. I dare you."
Pasta la vista, baby.
Click, click <>
Nobody wins a war...
Make THIS great, asshole!
Antiquing
There's so many good stories where some brave hero has to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors cheer, and everyone lives happily ever after. But the hero never gets to see the ending. They'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith.
Ain’t that a bitch?
Nothing. Just walk away slowly. Doi.
"Let's see if this time it fails, unlike the other times"
He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the castle of aaaughhh
I'll show you true human nature.
Do you have clean underwear on, punk? Your momma warned you about today.
(I'm not very good at this)
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Shadatay!
Nothing personnel, kid.