so they pay their writers much better than the Hollywood.
got it.
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Or they just LET THEM WRITE instead of running everything through some asshole with an MBA
can we have good writing become commonplace in porn pls & thank
It never works out. You get the occasional gem but the "Step sibling gets stuck in a doorway" model gets all the views.
If not overused, that premise would make for a good porn comedy.
"Help! I'm stuck [add scenario here]."
Somewhere in another room, a game controller/remote/book gets tossed aside with a huff.
"What did that little bitch do know?"
help me, stepdoor
yeah, why not. This isn't good writing, though.
It's like a scene right out of good will hunting
Good willy hunting
ok concept for a movie, the dialogue, though: 💥🤯🔫
i mean compared to your average porn it's award-winning lol
No. I'd just skip to the action regardless.
When I was a teenager, I'd stay up late and watch soft porn movies on Cinemax with the sound off so my parents wouldn't hear. I wasn't really concerned that I was missing out on the plot.
Wait, this isn’t Moneyball?
Close: it's Moneyballs
Best sequel ever
Source?
Baseball is just applied maths, really.
This sounds like an XKCD
#435: Purity, which inspired this
I missed that version on the last compilation:
Extended version 1 (legible): http://i.imgur.com/WVGF9.jpg
Arranged by complexity: http://i.imgur.com/hDa0P5M.png
Extendend version 2: https://i.imgur.com/POrlDF4.png
Source:
Found via reverse image search:
People who are good at math love baseball because they spend so much time on the bleachers waiting their turn to hit a ball. Baseball is also great for people who love knitting, mobile games, and queuing in lines!
No sauce?
MONEYBALL: The statistical analysis... My god, IT'S BEAUTIFUL
90 miles an hour is overly generous.
And here I was, total baseball noob, thinking they went on and off the field-... Never mind.
Not for the pitches...
I know it's a lot to ask people understand baseball on a place dedicated to Tumblr of all things, and on Lemmy to boot (not imagining FOSS nerds and sabermetrics nerds are huge in overlap). Math legit is a huge part of baseball strategy.
It's not? 😔