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What did he see? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by PP_BOY_@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I should have heeded that warning

I made it 45 seconds

[–] RichardDegenne@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Note that i did not follow the link and so i don't know what it contains.

https://lemmy.world/comment/13150547

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago

NSFL tag on Lemmy when

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

I remember watching this when it happened. God it was a simpler time. I'd be the dude grinning although I think many men would be lol

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Profanity: None

is so wild to me, how did bro not curse or make any noise at all

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

There absolutely is a threshold of pain where you are no longer able to make a single sound.

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why does it have a 7.7 rating?? People think it's almost as good as Heat (1995)

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I mean, Heat is praised for its sound design, but I can still hear the crunch... Oh god, the crunch.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

thus the inevitable occurs. (Emphasis added)

[–] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can somone add a screenshot so I can be sure its the same one I'm thinking of.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Not it

(as in the game where the last one is it and does the thing)

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

This happene to me.on Reddit but unknowingly I was browsing r/all and one r/watchpeopledie link was there I clicked it not checking the sub Res started the video right away. 2 young Black kids where there doing a livestream the girl had a glock. You probably guess the outcome.

That shit scarred me for life. I was not prepared.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Y'all remember bme pain Olympics?

[–] Wildfire0Straggler3@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I bring it up all the time, the early days of the internet were raw. 2 girls 1 cup was right around that time too

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

No and I don't wanna know I have enough of those "challenges".

[–] King3d@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Lemon party

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah I've seen that one many times. Girl shoots her younger brother playing with the loaded gun, panics, then shoots herself and falls to the floor. Video ends with the parents(?) busting through the door screaming. It's a doozy

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Buddy... seek help...

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Pregnant Clippy

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone give me something fucked up to click on. Do your worst

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How about the accident on the 27th of July 1987 that has been the cause of severe pain and agony for literally millions of people?

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can see the thumbnail…

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dang. It doesn't show thumbnails for me, but at this point there are people who even recognise the link.

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Dont worry fellow broski, I gave it that pity click

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trumps' second inauguration

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The lifetime appointment in 2032

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 7 points 2 months ago

I once saw a gore of

!!! A man who had an intact head with his chest excavated like a watermelon his insides red and remnants of bone, it looked surreal and I clicked off as fast as I could, but I can still remember it, it's impossible to describe in a way that shows the true gruesomeness it displayed honestly !!!<

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

"Your student loans have been sold to a new servicer. Which one? Can't tell you. Best of luck."

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

goatse or that one image i saw on happypuppiesdotnet back in the day. Don't go to that site if it's still up. I honestly don't know and I don't want to check.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Or a bepenising

[–] Dillenger69@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Lemon Party

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Beans, probably

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

rotten, ogrish, stileproject.. yeah

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

He saw the worst thing anyone could see …Trumps meat and two veg.

Man I did click on that video where thise russian orks cut that ukranian soldier's throat while he was alive and screaming and I did turn it off way to late, man.