Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board...
I can make this work.
Nice, just a coke spoon
Okay but it doesn’t specify entirely up your ass, just up your ass. So a Bo staff wouldn’t be that bad, it’s smooth at least.
Right? I had a fresh mug of coffee to the left of me when I read it, feels like the scalding alone would make that worse than a bo staff without even getting into the damage a shattering mug could do.
haha nvidia shield toblerone remote
A mirror. Or... Myself?
The first time I saw this post: sunglasses
The second time: 375mL can of beer.
The third time: my cat.
To my left is just a door. So I guess I gotta shove a whole door up my ass
... 40 oz metal water bottle...
Cat wand toy.
Perforated bowel coming up
Eugh, nicotine pouch spit cup. Slimy.
Whew, just a coffee mug.
So do I choose the bath or one of the shampoo bottles? 🤔
I'd go with the shampoo bottles
It's like a 6ft x 2ft painting (2m x 0.7m roughly) on the wall. Going to be a rough night.
HARDER!!
I'm pretty sure air already does this
To my left is my dog Courage, she weighs about 50 lbs so having her shoved up my ass would probably end my life
A teaspoon, or worryingly the kitchen table upon which it is sitting.
A bigass shelf. I'm going to die.
Vlad the impaler
The finger pointed at the fish tank.
I wish i die before that
-fish