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[–] superfes@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

One in the cloud, is worth two in the bush!

[–] Zelaf@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 month ago

Homelabbing be like

[–] Slatlun@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Definitely the greener option.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Slightly underrated comment.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

robot voice He had a good idea

Normal voice SHUT UP! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I store stuff in hand bc it’s worth twice as much.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I use hands for stuff and my heart for people, because then they're always with me.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These damn cash grab low effort video games these days, just reusing assets all the time...

(If you'd like to hear something you then won't be able to unhear, try slowing down the noise that happens when you pick up a mushroom and playing it back.)

[–] KiNo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I know man! Goes back to chess and backgammon. Reusing the same designs all the time.

[–] MrEff@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I would also add:

I like to only make (cloud), so when people ask me for cloud(s) I can just give them (cloud)(cloud)(cloud). It's the same thing and also more accessible.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is especially funny as "the cloud" is data centers, and those are firmly on the ground. "The cloud" is NOT in the sky.

[–] drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

That's how baby goombas happen.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

And the large cloud is just three clip boxed small clouds

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That's what the USAPATRIOT Act was for.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One in the cloud is worth two in the Bush

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

The levitating white dye is expensive