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I actually sometimes do that to people too :P

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

“From now, Willard, your name is Clark.”

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 123 points 1 day ago (14 children)

The names don't have obvious meaning in English but they did in their original languages. Simon is a Hebrew name from the torah and means "he who hears". Peter comes from Petros, the Greek translation of Cephas, the original Aramaic name Jesus gave him and means "rock". So Jesus gave a Jewish guy with a Hebrew name an Aramaic (nick)name because Jesus saw him as the rock (foundation) of his church.

i was once taught by a guy named Pete Rock and he was the first to tell you that his name means Rock Rock lol

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Similarly Platos name means broad, which was because he was a wrestler and kept up his physique. It also spawned a joke I'm fond of.

Diogenes wanders into Platos academy and says "Broadly speaking-" To which Plato responds "Yes I was now shut up"

[–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

also couldn't the term mean "jacked" basically? like Plato= Daddy Swole essentially

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Fuck you for this acursed comment.

[–] LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I am amazed that the name "Pierre" (also french for stone) litterally comes from the greek for "rock"

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago

Rome and it's consequences

[–] Bigfishbest@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, his name was Simeon bar Jonah, Simon, son of Jonah, or by modern style, Simon Johnson. Then Jesus pops up and starts calling him the Rock... Simon the Rock Johnson. (also fun gravy, Dwayne means fishhook)

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[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Now everything make sense. In spanish, "Peter" is "Pedro", that sounds like "Piedra", that means "Rock"

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

See also 'petrify' (make into rock) and 'petroleum' (rock fat)

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The female for "Pedro" is "Petra", what make it more obvious, and also "Petronila" is a woman name, that comes from "Petroleum"

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’d be fucking mad if my parents named me after petroleum

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Late XX century in Mexico, were pretty common name your child based in their born date. So, there are so much woman called "Petronila" because were born in March 18th

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I take it back, that’s a cool tradition

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 9 hours ago

"The name's Diesel now"

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 day ago

omg, in french Peter is translated to Pierre which also means "rock"! i always assumed that was a coincidence

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

Matthew 16:18

BTW I know this one because of Angels & Demons.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

You can see them too?

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[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 93 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Very common cult tactic to this day

[–] MBM 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Also a friend tactic. It's just a nickname

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 13 hours ago

We have a Posh Mike at work.

I don't even think he's called Mike.

[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I have friends of witch I could not tell you their legal name at Gunpoint

[–] Damage@feddit.it 1 points 5 hours ago

friends of witch

is this witch... you?

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Your name is Gunpoint now.

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 75 points 1 day ago (17 children)

Pretty much this. Cults isolate you as their first step. Anything that can be used to make you feel beholden to them, or "fresh/new". They make you think your parents are the enemy, and convince you that your real "family" is inside the cult.

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