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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 74 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Let me start a team for my team in Teams.

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Don't get me started on the difference between a group and a Group…

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does the team for your team have a theme in Teams yet?

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you don't know how to set up themes in Teams, you can ask Tim from the theme team on Teams.

[–] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Tim's tin themed teen team.

[–] graycube@lemmy.world 97 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I was in a computer store a few years ago watching a young guy trying to sell a tablet to an older woman. He said "the good news about this is that it can't get viruses because it runs apps".

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

everyone knows viruses are allergic to apps

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ill bet anything they laughed about that in the breakroom

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 23 points 1 day ago

I'd bet they believed it themselves.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 day ago

If you assume that she will only install official apps, that they are sandboxed and Apple doesn't allow viruses in App Store apps, then that statement seems fine to me.

Every networked computer has some risk of getting a viris of course.

[–] dormedas@lemmy.dormedas.com 82 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The top bit got me recently, I hadn’t needed to remote into my desktop in a while and searched “Remote” and “RDP” and found nothing. Eventually I found it was renamed to the windows app and finally logged in but was baffled as to why they would do that.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This is the dumbest rebranding ever. If I tried really hard to make it as dumb as possible, I'd still not be able to come up with such a horrendously bad idea.

[–] ooo@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago

Even if they renamed it to “Now You Too Can Have Magical Long Fingers and Vision” it would be somewhat descriptive of what it does.

[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Like how many people were involved in this decision? Let's just call it "computer program".

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 21 points 1 day ago

They could have named it Window window but that might have been too descriptive

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Marketing really has just ran away with everything. I wonder what they'll rename the console as

[–] youngalfred@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

Yep - 'open with m365 copilot' has such a ring to it. Why they threw out their decades recognisable office branding is beyond me

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The App Box?

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Worse than Twitter to X? At least windows app is loosely related to the original overall branding

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It would be more like renaming twitter to internet website, which yes, despite everything, is worse than X.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

internet.website is available to register but I checked a couple registrars and they all seem to have it as a premium domain that costs several thousand to register.

[–] Tenoteve@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

The problem is that everything that runs on windows is a windows app.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

From what I read Windows App does not support RDP and you need to use Remote Desktop Connection (not Remote Desktop App, which is a different thing)

https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/windows-itpro-blog/windows-app-to-replace-remote-desktop-app-for-windows/4390893

Remote desktop users: Users connecting to remote desktops from the Remote Desktop app should use Remote Desktop Connection until support for this connection type is available in Windows App.

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

I use Remote Desktop it a lot, and was warned about the changing name beforehand. And yet when one day the old application disappeared from my dock, I had the same reaction. I thought company IT or a macOS update might’ve screwed me over.

I’m used to it now, but that was a strange day.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can probably add “website” to the list.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hm, this one intrigues me: what is commonly referred to as a website, without actually being a website?

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I think they meant all of the apps that are just a website with a wrapper.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

This infuriates me to no end. I have a web browser thank you

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Electron apps should be taken out back and shot

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Agreed. So you wrote a shitty web page that breaks constantly, but you still wasn't me to download it as an "app" so you can track me better? No thanks.

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

Well, and there's also just lots of webpages implemented as an SPA – Single-Page Application.
Which you might be able to register in your browser as a PWA – Progressive Web App.
And which are just generally equally as interactive as an app, so good luck explaining the difference to folks who don't care about implementation specifics...

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A webapp. Or the apps.

[–] kaeurenne@lemmy.kadaikupi.site 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am questioning whether it's true that Microsoft is attempting to implement more brand-based marketing, ecosystem lock-in, and a walled garden by rebranding Remote Desktop as a Windows App. Yes, I agree that everything now uses "app" in computer terminology; at least, it seems so. What if one day even the OS kernel is called an app too? Lol

[–] seralth@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm going to start referring to kernels as the os app. Just to fuck with people.

[–] iglou@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

The Appfather

*chefs kiss

[–] TRAHR@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Then: w4r3z, appz.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Recently the right column says AI all the way down.

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