Beans
I've seen this guide countless times, and every time I'm sad they didn't include their "ideal cookie". Top left looks pretty good!
this post was submitted on 30 May 2025
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I got you some stuff:
Thank you, and I love you
Upper left: ideal cookie
Bottom right: ideal beans
Not pictured here: even more beans.
My gamedev-fried brain interprets the beans image as like, the texture for the uv wrap of the side of the cylinder of beans that is inside of a tin can of beans.
... I think I need to go outside more often.
Beware the pipeline
I can scarcely remember how it even started. One day I was making Tollhouse cookies from a tube of dough, and then somewhere down the line, I was eating beans straight from the tin, seated next to a campfire on a cattle drive. Learn from my mistakes. [Sad harmonica sounds].
No such thing as too much butter.
- France
Paula Deen has entered the chat.
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Leave it to crumbgrabber to perfect the cookie meme.
Shitposting on Lemmy is cyclical. It starts and ends with beans.
Someday, when technology and culture have moved on, the last few Lemmy Mods and Host Admins will meet:
"Bean nice knowin' ya"
"There it is."
BEANS!
Beans are red
Beans are blue
I want to eat
The beans with you
One bean, two bean
Red bean, blue bean...
Too much beans is an oxymoron
You calm my nerves and you build up my brain
Too much beans is a phrase insane
Cook at my will and what a thrill
Goodness gracious, great bowls of beans
Oops! All beans
Inject it right into my veins
That looks like coffee beans, not baked beans.
Finally a cookie that’s good for the heart
The more you eat
The more you start
Enjoying managing your fiber intake
Sugar and baking soda could be mixing issues rather than quantity ones
Thanks for bringing pragmatic baking advice to this shitpost about beans. This is one of the many things I love about Lemmy. I'm out here goofing around, and I accidentally bump into someone who helps me make better cookies. Never change.
Thanks I used to not understand what creaming sugar and butter should look like and it took a bit to figure it out.
Ah. Beans.
Beans...ah! [Contented sigh, although you can scream, "ah!" about beans and we won't judge you.]