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[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 89 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

lotta words for somebody to say they'd like to fuck em both

[–] AlDente@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

If they offer, who am I to say no?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I bet he takes longer doing his hair than she does.

Actually, he looks like he's ready to remake American Psycho.

[–] aliceblossom@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'd watch the shit outta that remake.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

I've seen a lot of names get thrown around for a supposed remake and this is the first casting that I could actually see happening.

[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why can't I have the high end sex orgies without the cult part?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago

Because you're poor.

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You actually can. There are tons of high end sex parties in every bigger city in Europe. Tons of beautiful people, everybody is open minded (usually you need to pass a written vibe test), Bars, DJs, Saunas, Swimmingpools, food and drinks, private rooms, public rooms and even afordable.

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You also have to be beautiful to shag the beautiful people.

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

In one way or another, yeah.

[–] OldSageRick@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He looks like someone who will wear a water recycling suit, see the past, present and future, and uses a bunch of stinky desert people for a jihad

[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Lisan al-Gaib!

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

He also looks like someone who makes a music video with a bunch of friends to pass their statistics class in high school.

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't prove that they aren't.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I assume all the beautiful celebrities are at least invited to the high-end sex cult orgies. Whether they participate or not is really just a matter of preference (ideally).

[–] metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Outside of nepo-babies they probably didn't become celebrities without first participating and demonstrating willingness in the existing high-end cult orgies.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Mind the perimeter taped to the floor

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 17 points 2 weeks ago

Somebody face-swap them

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Alright. I'm in.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jokes on them. For the same price you can get in to 30 dollar store sex cults.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think high-end is probably more than $30

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There's something very disproportionate about the sister's bottom of boob to top of forehead distance. Not trying to be negative about her appearance, as she's still a pretty girl, but my attention was immediately drawn to that oddity.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's the combination of the low cut of the dress and her haircut.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, the stylist needs a performance review

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's like kind a weird thing to notice ngl

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I never claimed to be normal

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You are not amongst normal people here.

[–] Soulcreator@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

She's not wearing a pushup bra?

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'd accept such an invitation graciously... and immediately

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah this person is definitely not projecting their feelings onto them and these people very obviously look exactly like this

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yes, please and thank you, can I bring toys?

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

He is so beautiful but aging not so well, or going through an awkward phase or something. The weedy little moustache he is rocking is just awful.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago

How is calling them rich an insult?