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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 50 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Somehow, without the aid of nuclear devestation, people have managed to reset to Year 0. Just "rediscovering" shit that already existed as if it's new tech. And then try to sell it to people.

It'd almost be funny if it didn't make me so fuckin mad.

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 9 points 6 days ago

It's just interaction bait.

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago

What's worse is they all passed history class. Somehow.

[–] millie@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I figured out something absolutely crazy. You can put vegetables into the ground, (you know, the dirty thing outside?) and they will literally just start making more of themselves.

Also, you know all those naked people outside with too much hair and extra legs instead of arms? They're made of meat!!! It's true!

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[–] applemao@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Have you noticed more and more people "blank behind the eyes?" I have. Like a real life ai model.

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[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 57 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"Stomach is thriving"

They don't even try to form coherent thoughts anymore, just buzzwords to sell your current "brand".

[–] SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just assume this kind of sloppy copy is AI.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

The depressing thing is how often it’s not

[–] fishy@lemmy.today 11 points 6 days ago

The depressing thing is how often it works

[–] RobertPulson@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are "steamed hams" considered water-based cooking?

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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The ocean is technically a soup

And technically, so are you

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

What technicality are we playing on here? Anything that contains water is a soup?

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean humans are like 80% water so

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

And lettuce is 96% water. Basically every fruit and vegetable is more water than a human is. But you hand me a bowl of lettuce and call it soup we're gonna have words.

Also humans are more like 60%.

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[–] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 25 points 6 days ago

I thought this post was a nod to our ancestors who figured out the power of soup-life.

These mother fuckers getting nutrients from hitherto inedible plants and just chillin as all the others got the runs and fever from eating uncooked game with worms n shit

[–] nixcamic@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm convinced that everyone who starts one of these weird diets and feels better has a random food sensitivity that just happens to get cut out by their diet.

Like, you feel way better on that crazy carnivore diet where you eat only meat, but it's cause you have undiagnosed celiacs and eating only meat happens to cut out all wheat.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Many people have FODMAP sensitivities and confuse them for gluten.

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[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 12 points 5 days ago (4 children)

That's clearly a stew and not a soup. I will die on this hill.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

It might be a stew when it's done, served as pictured, I'd call it a soup. Sorry bout it

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 5 days ago

This reminds me of when I was doing chi gungs with a YouTube monk, until he started making bizarre claims that I’d never get sick again and my body would magically heal itself. It did not.

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 days ago

water based hot salad

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Okay so now I'm questioning where the line between soup and stew is...

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago
[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 24 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Stew is thicker and chunkier. Generally made by slowly braising a big ole hunk of otherwise inediblely tough meat for a long time in some kinda liquid. Soup is generally thinner with little bits of whatever the fuck you have laying around tossed in to a broth or stock.

Chili is a stew. A bisque or chowder is a soup.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think it's more that a stew is a kind of soup. Bisque is a kind of soup, chowder is a kind of soup.

The real question is how many noodles can you eat it with before you have to start calling it a sauce.

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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Depends on the bisque or chowder.

I think the best way to describe the difference is just a higher liquid to solid ratio.

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[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

If you want to do "water based cooking" for vegetables try steaming instead of boiling.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

And now you're water-based pooping.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago

The all-dip diet is where it's at...

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