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[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 42 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

....I can't find it.

Where's the Ed Sheeran bit? I'm sure there's a reference in there.

Is he the carrot? He's the carrot, isn't he?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The potato?

Hmm... Maybe potato.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Carrot. Because he is a ginger. Like carrot top.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I prefer to do my roasts on a bed of aromatic mirepoix. I'll cook the potatoes separately.

[–] irishPotato@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

(Click saving) this guy (and myself) move the potatoes to another ceramic, add celery to the carrot-onion mix & chop that and leave it under the roast

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty common here in the Midwest.

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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wife makes it at least once a month.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah she needs to add a little more salt on the carrots

[–] figjam@midwest.social 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but we also include turnips and rutabaga. I've been tempted to add beets but don't want it to look like a murder

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes it's ok if it looks like murder and it's just normal food

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

4 ingredients;!?!? Who can afford that? Best I can do is 2.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not British, so I don't cook my roast.

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

They eat it raw.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I roast the roast, as it's proper.

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pot roast? Cook pot roast? No, beef is too expensive, I just cook the pot.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Nothing wrong with a pork roast.

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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'm more into beef stew than roast beef but man I'd love to be able to pick some up from fast food place

[–] LemmyThinkAboutIt@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I do once in awhile, usually if I see a good looking pot roast on sale. I usually use this recipe, it's for beef stew but it also works as the liquid for a pot roast. https://www.fromvalerieskitchen.com/classic-stovetop-beef-stew/#wprm-recipe-container-60964

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

The easiest pot roast recipe:

  • One chuck roast
  • Carrots
  • Potatoes
  • 1 head of garlic
  • Onion
  • Two packets of brown gravy mix.
  • Two packets of ranch dressing mix (yes, really).
  • Two packets of Italian dressing mix (yes, really).
  • Browning & seasoning sauce.
  • Beef stock
  1. Combine packets in a bowl, and stir to evenly combine.
  2. Rub pot roast with a few dashes of browning sauce, until evenly covered.
  3. Chop carrots and potatoes into large chunks. Slice onion
  4. Peel garlic cloves.
  5. Fuckin throw everything into a slow cooker.
  6. Sprinkle seasoning mix over everything.
  7. Add about an inch of beef stock to the bottom of the pot.
  8. Set slow cooker to low, and fuck off for like 8-10 hours. Or if you’re using a leaner cut of meat, set to high and fuck off for 5’ish hours instead.
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

Please put this text over a The Pack skeleton

Idk who df y'all are but pot roast is still 100% a northeast Pennsylvania thing.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I actually just finished eating that half an hour ago. In the instant pot with some sauce. Good stuff.

[–] suodrazah@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

All the time.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck yeah, I'm making one this weekend actually

[–] Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's one of the meals I first cook when Fall begins, and a big 'ol vat of 5 meat chili.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah. Nothing wrong with it, but I either don't have time for roast or have better things (to my taste) to cook with that time.

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[–] Lawnmaster9000@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

📡📡📡

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Love that when it gets together nicely.

Haven't done one in ages though, what's your best recipes out there?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LengAwaits@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

You should try this recipe, then.

Best seitan roast I've had.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I haven't done that for at least two weeks.

[–] zymagoras777@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

No because scientists discovered that this food causes smol pp energy in you.

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