A disproportionate number of them become NFL quarterbacks. Who then end up playing for the Cleveland Browns, which kills them.
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The real name of Youtuber Alternate History hub is Cody, and he is probably in his Thirty's by now.
My uncle's name is Cody, he is 39. Unfortunately no one has strangled him yet. 🤞
Cody's Showdy.
That's because when they grow up it is no longer acceptable to use that nickname and they go by Codward instead.
Codythy
That's an Irish name and it's pronounced "Doug".
Damn..the one Cody I knew committed suicide and it was before 34
No way a bloke on my street named Cody died in car accident at the ripe age of 33. Conspiracy is real. /s
I have a cousin named Cody... that I haven't seen since high school 🤔🤔🤔😯
live news person / world's hairiest seventh grader reaction
Turn out the only alive adult Cody is locked away in a room with only fox news and the communist Manifesto as info... For his safety of course
Cody's Showdy gets no respect.
Is it worth a watch?
I think it's consistently good occasionally great, and they crank out a lot of content (like besides weekly videos they do podcasts multiple times a week)
e; Oh, the show is called Some More News and the podcast is Even More News btw
I was made aware of his stuff after one of his appearances on the Behind The Bastards podcast. Some More News is good stuff!
It's similar in terms of detail to Last Week Tonight but not as funny.
It does get a lot more information and nuance though. Last week tonight only runs once a week. I don't know that Last Week Tonight cites all of their sources for each episode like Some More News does.
🎶CODY, CODY RHODES🎶 🎶CODY, CODY RHODES🎶
The few codys I've met all wound up in logistics and/warehousing
Isnt there a youtuber called codyslab? He looks pretty old.
WhistlinDiesel is in his 20s too. Though portrays himself as having the intelligence of a 7th grader, so maybe that got him alived
Uh, is that really a "portrayal"? Dude hangs out with Jake Paul.
Dude is a millionaire in his 20s and got there by destroying expensive cars he needs to buy first. He's got at least 2 businesses besides YouTube that he uses his videos to advertise for, because destroying increasingly expensive cars is not sustainable and he knows it.
I can't stand some of his recent videos either, but to call him stupid is definitely an overstatement. Not saying he's a genius, but he must have at least average intelligence to have gotten to where he is.
To the best of my knowledge, he didn't exactly grow up with money either. He was pretty poor when he started making videos
I had a friend named Cody who was a straight A student, changed schools in 7th grade, fell in with a bad group of kids, got into a car accident, fell into a coma, lost site in one eye, and now coaches snowboarding. Not dead, though
Not dead, though
Yes dead inside doesn’t count
Wait what about Doctor Mister Cody?
Warmbo is actually his bodyguard, and the corn cream is actually antidote.
Now we know why. It all makes sense. It's all a ploy to get his bodyguard paid in plain sight.
Thought you were talking to me for a second
No no you are Mister doctor Cody
omg I’m so embarrassed you’re right
It's strange.
Oh we're using our superhero names? I'm Spider-Man.
Maybe. Who am I to judge?
I knew a Cody grade but I don't have any memories of him after that. Theory checks out..m
I managed a Cody whom I called Codeine because he was a such a dope. 30ish, sold himself as a technician. In a car shop, pulled a ceiling mounted air hose over the left front fender to fill the rear tire, scratched the paint badly from the gritty hose. Left the bosses rolling stool under the alignment lift and heard plywood cracking as he lowered it, didn’t bother stopping until it was flat. Found out a week later he left the tierod nuts loose after adjustment. Left a flathead screwdriver in his back pocket and popped a hole in the customer seat. Worked one full day, sent home at lunch the next day with a full days pay, worth the price to get rid of him.
I was thinking that was dude's first month from the way you were describing it. One day?! He's like a walking condom advertisement!
Got a nickname like that in a day and a half.
Or switches to their middle name to avoid the shame of being "Cody."
They usually change it back to Cod Liver Oil when they become adults
What about the tuna booze oil?
Cody Ko... but he probably likes seventh graders
Nah, Cody teaches jujitsu at my kids’ afterschool program and looks to be in his early 30’s.
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