Hey, Farva, what's that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?
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Hack the planet!
"'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets."
No ticket.
Aaaadriaaan!
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!
Good news, everyone!
Yeah Futurama
She doesn't even go here
"...sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."
I thought it was "So long and thanks for all the fish"?
"Don't mess with the Jesus."
The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of Humanity.
Sounds Swedish.
That's the one I remember lol
edit: that and, "I'm not detecting any leaks"
βWeβre with you, Mister the Kid!β
Be excellent to each other!
"Let's go eat, huh?"
Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:
"Oh hi Mark"
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
Everybody got that? ...Good.
"What about you guys?"
"WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"
βHow many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?β
I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!
βWhere can warp drive take us, except away from here?β
"The dart, man! You got a fuckin' dart in your neck! "