Oh man you had me until I read the page name.
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You had me until I read this comment.
It took me two or three more tries after reading this comment.
It took me until coming back the next day
I had to double check after I read this comment.
This is like that "OneTimeIDreamt" account on Tumblr(?maybe).
8 year olds, dude
This movie came out in 1998, so that eight-year-old is 35 now. 💀
They made a movie about that guy. Don't watch it, it's awful. It was all a misunderstanding. The Jesus is actually a good dude.
Amazing cast, surprised it’s so bad
Of course I do. What do you think the ball washers on a golf course are for?
Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think basketballs fit in those /s.
Try the ones at the bowling alley. They might fit there.
I don't know if those wash so much as just shine(o) the ball(o)
Slips into the basketball
His ball of choice is likely a bit smaller than a golf ball. Should fit fine. Might need a stepladder.
Wasn't that how some guy earned a Darwin award?
Whoever wrote that, they knew exactly what they were doing.
Well you gotta rinse your balls off afterwards. And bouncing your balls a few times outside first might help. Maybe let some other people play with your balls too. Guys, little girls, whoever wants to, really.
Yeah, I will take my dirty balls to playgrounds, so kids can play with them. They really enjoy them, as I keep them nice and round
No need to wash them, if they get dirty anyway
Well, you certainly want to wash them if you let kids lick your balls, but otherwise agreed.
Yep i definitely missed the basketball reference.
Really wondering like did they just not dry afterwards?
Ew! People that are these bad at taking care of their balls should be parted from them.
On lemmy I usually read the sub name first but for some reason on reddit I don't
Unless it's covered in shit, why would you wash it?
I mean who’s gonna smell your balls anytime soon?
The neighbors dog is usually pretty interested.
Just smear a little peanut butter on your balls, and the neighbor's dog will lick them thoroughly.
asdf
In the advanced class, we use orbital sanders.
Sometimes I'm attracted to men. Sometimes I read this shit. There is no overlap.
Have you seen the subreddit in the screenshot?
Reminds me of an old joke about a golfer who was so dumb he broke his leg when he fell off the ball washer.
Which leg?
My hands after touching the ball... Never again