Why do I need a leather fetish to edit photos? : memes

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 116 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Wait until OP learns about LaTeX.

[–] baseless_discourse@mander.xyz 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

searching latex on a safe-search-off computer was always a ride.

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some interesting LATEX-related searches:

latex wrap
latex confine to table
latex change orientation

[–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I love ambigiously psychopathic search queries!

"crashed but children didn't die, how do I kill children"

"how to bash"

[–] tilcica@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

yup. my HS professor did that when he tried to show us how to install it xD

[–] YourFavouriteNPC@feddit.de 12 points 2 years ago

I allergic to that. Is there an alternative called NiTriL, by any chance?

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

It's a mother. fucking. chi!

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 3 points 2 years ago

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why do I need a leather fetish to edit photos?

My favorite kind of jokes are the ones that take me a few seconds to figure out. Bravo, OP.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ididnn'd get it...?

[–] DoYouNot@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There's a photo editing software called gimp that is FOSS. Google gimp suits for more info.

[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this best done on a work computer in the office as the boss is roaming about?

[–] Globulart@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I'd actually call them over before searching.

Go on the journey of learning together, I'm sure they'd appreciate it :)

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[–] Doombot1@lemmy.one 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program) = FOSS Photoshop alternative

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I KNOW GIMP AND I LOVE IT. Didn't know what gimp suit was lol

[–] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I knew what a gimp suit was, I just learned theres a software called gimp. Takes all kinds

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[–] StinkyDave@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

When the tittle is better than the meme.

[–] GrapesOfAss@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Affinity > all photoshop alternatives

Sorry

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I just checked this out. Seems great, but I was bummed to see they only support iOS, and not Android. Any idea if they plan to extend to Android?

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How does it compare to PS? After becoming comfortable in PS, I find the work flow in anything else cumbersome and hard to adjust to.

[–] GrapesOfAss@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Very rarely do I need to google how to do something

It's about as close to photoshop as you can legally make a paid photoshop clone

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[–] Bathtubwalrus@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Definitely read this as floss.

[–] bort@feddit.de 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

even better!

Free
Libre
Open
Source
Software

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Seems redundant

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[–] Pistcow@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I floss on Saturday

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Helthy teeth 👍

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

One day ought to do it! Well done.

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what?

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

there's a popular free image editing program called GIMP (judging by the post id assume it's probably also open-source). Anyways, if you Google "GIMP" you'll probably see a lot of pictures of leather.

[–] baronvonj@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Ah, yeah. The image had me thinking there was some other meaning for FOSS I didn't know about.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why would I see leather when googling GIMP? I only associate gimp with the FOSS GNU Image Manipulation Progrsm

[–] Erika2rsis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

From Wikipedia:

"A bondage suit, also commonly called a gimp suit, is a form-fitting garment designed to cover the body completely [...] A bondage suit is sometimes used in BDSM to objectify the wearer, or gimp, and reduce them to the status of a sexual toy, rather than a sexual partner."

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Kagi still put gimp.org as a search result for "gimp suit".

But I'm very surprised I didn't know this meaning of gimp, thanks!

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Bring out the gimp

[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 3 points 2 years ago

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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

👁️🫦👁️

I only got 1 big tooth so no floss for me

[+] Jezebelley@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

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[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago

Oh man, when sync for Lemmy launched, so many people lost their minds of it not being foss.

It was a glories few weeks.

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[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 6 points 2 years ago

Apparently apple joined the fediverse the other day based on my feed, I don't see anyone slighting them.

[–] crashoverride@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What is foss anyway?

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Foss stands for free and open source software.

You can use the code to make your own fork/version, as long it's also free and open. Or I'm wrong and somebody will correct me.

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Free (as in freedom) software bares the stipulation that if you use it, it must remain free. The criteria for being free are 1. You may view the source code. 2. You may edit the source code. 3. You may distribute the source code. 4. You may distribute the modifications to the source code. If you use the software the freedoms given to you are to be payed forward to all subsequent people who use it.

Open source only says you can see the source code, but it can be used in any closed sources or proprietary program.

In short. Free software is about ethics. Open Source software is about pragmatics (or so some may claim)

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What is FOSS? I'm seriously asking

[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Free and Open Source Software

(free as in freedom)

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[–] randomivysaur@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Free and open source software is a way of life. All hail the Richard Stallman.

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