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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

All fun and games until you have a fender bender and soak the interior of your car and everything you're wearing in cold piss.

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 4 points 15 hours ago

Yeah, this definitely needs a one-way valve.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 points 16 hours ago

Or hit a pothole. This wouldn't be a viable solution in the east and Midwest.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This needs to be at all Amazon facilities that are trying to unionize

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

I think that's more "adult diaper-man"

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I thought it's some kind of ungodly bong at first. I mean it would be.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I was going to comment on how that wouldn't work as a bong, until I saw your comment.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Sure, just empty it out after the trip and you're set.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 16 hours ago

fit a straw and turn it into a proto-stillsuit.

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

Amazon drivers just got a substantial upgrade from Bezos.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And if someone tailgates you, just throw it out like a red shell in Mario Kart

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Yellow shell

[–] Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] M137@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

The best bong is the one you have with you, same goes for the liquid inside it.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

should put duct tape around the rim of the funnel

[–] protist@mander.xyz 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you saying you don't like shards of hard, sharp plastic rubbing against your scrotum?

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, that is what I'm saying

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Mom was right: there are strange people on the internet.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That would hurt when you want to leave though. Like a strong bandaid.

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think you're visualising the proposal wrong. The duct tape is to provide cushioning. Stick it around the edge so half is stuck on the inside of the bottle and half outside. All the sticky bits are stuck to plastic. No glue is left open to make skin contact.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 20 hours ago

I stand by my fantasy.

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As a woman, I've always been kinda jealous of a man's ability to just piss wherever, whenever. I mean, they do make these, but I've never used one because it kinda seems like you piss in there and it it'll just end up all over your entire yoni, which just sounds like a mess.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Don't let the patriarchy stop you. Assert your dominance and piss anywhere, anytime, even with your pants on.

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 2 points 20 hours ago

Pee funnels are real!

Also hooped skirts! women historicaly having a squt on a pot entirely concealed by the skirt

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago

It's very dangerous to everyone when the driver needs to turn around on their seat & face backwards whilst still driving.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That astronaut lady just wore a diaper.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

This OP device is clearly unpresidential.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reports from trumps closest collaborators suggest he doesnt use those, at leastbnot good ones.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Odd way to defend taco, but ok.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh. No he absplutely should, just the constant shit smell. I thought diapers, like, made a seal or something? So i don't think he does.

[–] Squibbles@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's the ~~way~~ rule of the road.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 4 points 23 hours ago

With enginuity like this it should be possible to make a water trap to keep the smell contained.

It's another Lemmy Piss Post!

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

a nice smelling trip.

Sell this multi billion dollar idea to Amazon...

[–] RandomTester@lemmybefree.net 1 points 23 hours ago

Living the dream life, I see

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

“Rest stops? Where we’re going we don’t need rest stops.”

[–] burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org 1 points 1 day ago

That’s a big beautiful piss jug, the old man would be proud.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 1 day ago

Can't stop won't stop.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Blurst Bong ..