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[–] Microw@piefed.zip 91 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Soren Iverson is great! He comes up with these unhinged app mockups all the the time

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 141 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

One of my favorites of his.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 56 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I’ve interviewed far too many pale where the interview went like this:

It says you worked on this huge project, how did it work?

Oh, I was on the team but I wasn’t really involved in [MAIN PART OF PROJECT].

Okay, well what did you work on then?

I was on the team. I coordinated with the team.

HR said I can’t abruptly end these interviewes anymore and there’s 50 minutes left on the clock. How did you get through the other screening emails again?

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is why I can't seem to even get an interview. People just apply to any and all jobs using whatever cv/experience they have or don't have.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago

Honestly I hate it.

I hate wasting my time interviewing these people. I hate that HR does such a shit job on the most basic of screening. I hate that every job gets 1000 shit ai generated resumes that are full of lies when there are good people out there struggling.

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Can't really blame then when requirements have been artificially jacked up

[–] lime@feddit.nu 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

hey man, it's not my fault i get stuck on test automation all the time

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago

I don't care if your project was fancy or exciting, I just need to understand your technical contributions and skillset.

Starting off with lying on the resume is just a total non starter for me.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

“Well, I don’t interact directly with the customer. My assistant does that. Listen, I’m a people person, my job is important!”

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This recent one is great too 😄

[–] TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

I’d like this one haha.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

I laughed like a maniac when I saw this.

I am imagining someone bravely standing up and volunteering like something from Hunger Games.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would absolutely love this, I would never answer a call again and it would be completely justified.

"Sorry I didn't answer, I was just in the middle of an urgent task and didn't know how long you wanted the call to last"

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Next iOS version: setting that forces calls to be automatically answered, and turns on the recipient's speakerphone at max volume

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 11 points 2 weeks ago

That's what we call a walkie-talkie.

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 73 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Throws phone out the window

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is there a preference that automatically end calls after 120 seconds?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

Automatic driving-through-a-tunnel option. Perhaps also a spotty-connection option.

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

I think there used to be an app to make fake background sounds in calls. Doubt it exists now due to higher security.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Hey Siri, set a 2 minute timer"

Answer call

Alarm goes off

Put phone into airplane mode

Problem solved

[–] codapine@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I remember landlines in the UK actually operating like this in the nineties. If you hung up, the line would stay open until the caller ended the call. It doesn't make any sense and I remember being surprised when it didn't happen when the caller was on a mobile phone.

Maybe our cable company's exchanges were misconfigured? I'm pretty sure it doesn't happen these days. You could never hang up on unsolicited sales calls for example.

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

It happened with some analogue lines and particular phones. The line would stay active while a voltage was applied. Initially, the caller would provide it. It would then change to allow both to drop it. Some phones would keep the line high, hell or high water, basically jamming it open.

[–] SolarBoy@slrpnk.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

Spammers would love this feature. they'll even pay for a subscription that makes your phone automatically pick up.

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I expected an option that replaces Aunt Janet with an AI voice that summarizes each sentence. Gotta justify all this money on AI somehow.

[–] IndieSpren@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That AI is gonna be so cooked for multilingual conversations

[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 5 points 2 weeks ago

Easy fix, just have the AI summarize what happened in the last week for you so you don't confuse it with multiple languages. Now you don't have to talk and the other person doesn't have to listen!

[–] muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have this friend that talks in essays she got very pissed off when I pulled out my phone to provide a summary of what was said.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I would be too. People can talk how they want. They don’t need assholes pulling out their shit AI to get in the way of that. If you don’t like talking to them, just find new friends, but don’t insult them like that.

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and I’m assuming you know this person well and it was a joke, but a lot of people are starting to treat LLMs as their lazy way around real conversation.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can't have a connected call if the power is off. Also terrible UI. If someone did this to me they would have a 10 hr phone call of whatever I was doing.

[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"You cannot turn off this phone while a call is active."

  • places phone in microwave. (Faraday Cage)
[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

“Connection restored… reconnecting previous call”

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

this made me snort my coffee

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Well, they will learn the term forced education.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's a 10 hour toilet visit, right there. No mute.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Call center employees feel this pain.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Omg yes. The "you can't hang up before the customer ~~dies~~ does" rule was painful. Some people really do call in to catch up with whatever friend picks up that day. I had one woman give me her entire medical history over the phone and I didn't know how to deal with that when starting off on the job.

(Funny autocorrection, leaving it in 😂)

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Really? I'll start just muting and silencing telemarketers.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Slow your roll, Satan